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AbsentAznMom

@AbsentAznMom

You don’t truly love yourself, until you start using wet wipes.

 Henderson, NV
Joined August 2018
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@getFANDOM5 Sep 2022
Happy 30th Anniversary to 'Batman: The Animated Series' 🦇 'The Cat and the Claw Part I' first aired on Sept. 5, 1992 😼 fandom.link/catandclaw
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'[Roe v. Wade] is the only thing standing between us and a world where women are criminalized for bodily autonomy' — @Alyssa_Milano breaks down the history of abortion rights in the U.S. and what's at stake in this NowThis exclusive

Alyssa Milano on Roe v. Wade & Abortion Rights in the U.S. | Exclusive

Alyssa Milano breaks down the history of abortion rights in the U.S. and what's at stake in this NowThis exclusive

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@EW6 May 2022
Mike Hagerty, who played building superintendent Mr. Treeger on 'Friends' and most recently appeared in HBO's 'Somebody, Somewhere,' has died at 67. ew.com/tv/mike-hagerty-frien…

Mike Hagerty, who played Mr. Treeger on 'Friends,' dies at 67

Mike Hagerty, who played Mr. Treeger on 'Friends' and most recently appeared in HBO's 'Somebody, Somewhere,' has died at 67.

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WHAT AN INTENSE LINEUP! 🔥 Live Nation's 'When We Were Young' festival has finally revealed its lineup, which includes 2000's hit rock bands My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Bring Me The Horizon, A Day to Remember, Dashboard Confessional, Avril Lavigne and many more.
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karen@klsmd1226 Dec 2021
me, all fucking day
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@LakotaMan120 Dec 2021
Another hidden figure. Her name was Selma Burke. She was a magnificently talented sculptor. – at Los Angeles, CA
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Them: Can you help me? Me: I don’t work here. Them: Oh, sorry. *leaves* My boss: You need to stop doing that.
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I’m not crying. You’re crying.
Nick Jr. (@nickjr) profile pictureNick Jr.
@nickjr7 Sep 2021
So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25
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I feel so seen.
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@MarkHamill1 Jun 2021
You think politicians watch this & realize what working together, teamwork & cooperation can accomplish? me neither.
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5yo: Mom, what does C P X A R Q Y T M spell? Me: I don’t think that spells anything, sweetie. 5: Ok. I thought you said you could read. Me:
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Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was nothing left but debris.
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yeet fam@brownman_swag6 Jan 2021
Literally every minority waking up today in Georgia #GAelection
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bianca@helloitsbee0042 Sep 2020
What’s the point of marrying a man if he can’t open jars?
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@KyleKashuv30 Aug 2020
What’s the point of having a military if we can’t use it to keep the peace domestically?
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My latest cutting board. It’s just a demo, but what do ya think? #DarthVader #StarWars #geek #giftideas #famousquotes
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@IMDb25 Apr 2020
#MissCongeniality reminds us why #April25 is the perfect date! 👑💐
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Happy Anniversary to 13 Going on 30 today! Remember what the world was like when Razzles were all the rage? Missing that time 🍬
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I could use any and ALL prayers. Being admitted into ICU. I’m scared #COVID19 #coronavirus
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I’ve served this psycho before, she only wants businesses open again so she can terrorize her servers at her local Cheesecake Factory 🤫
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@atrupar22 Apr 2020
“We’ve had viruses for years” — Las Vegas mayor Goodman is completely oblivious to the reality that coronavirus is mainly a public health crisis & not just a business problem. It’s amazing people like this get elected to positions of great responsibility.
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RanaAwdishMD@RanaAwdish24 Mar 2020
I lost my first friend to #COVID19 today. He won’t be the last. That’s it. That’s the whole tweet. 😞 #medtwitter – at Northville, MI
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