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Abz

@Abz_UTC

If you take my tweets seriously, that’s on you.

Joined May 2024
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I’m not even joking, this account is responsible for 3 of the top 5 worst tweets I’ve seen on my TL…
🇪🇹 (@realrxAFC) profile picture🇪🇹@realrxAFC13h
running into a girl you used to fw while she out with a man is bottom five experiences ever, especially if he mogs
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“Especially if he mogs”😭😭😭
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What a tweet
. (@TDEAVFC) profile picture.@TDEAVFC22h
David Walliams after his name got leaked
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Genuinely the only reason I haven’t fully turned on Xabi yet is because he’s Xabi Alonso… Its literally the name and that’s all.
🏹💔🐯🏄‍♂️ (@TK221996) profile picture🏹💔🐯🏄‍♂️@TK22199622h
Nigga, are you trying to tell me that M*resca last season has more points than Alonso this season whilst having a worse squad, no full pre-season camp, players didn't get rest cuz of the CWC, CL to juggle with, and talking to two clubs (Juve & City) behind Chelsea's back???????
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If this was Iraola or Glasner or something and they started identical to how we have, I would’ve been done with them after the Hull game. There’s some delusional part of me that believes he will be our Arteta with no tangible evidence to support that. It’s just big name tax
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Why am I getting blitzed?
Abz (@Abz_UTC) profile pictureAbz@Abz_UTCNov 10
I’m not buying GTA 6. I will NOT be a slave to consumerism
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They’re calling me broke in the replies man… they’re not wrong but that’s so uncalled for man wtf??…
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Lowkey Poch to United fixes their midfield issues because he bypasses his midfield anyway…
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Lowkey need to update my name uno, I get this response way too often, it’s not good for my rep…
chrollo (@iidk35467) profile picturechrollo@iidk3546723h
when you see abz in the name just smile and wave
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I’ve never seen a heater in a kitchen
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I find it hilarious that this is a real tweet
John Dutton (@mindofprospect) profile pictureJohn Dutton
@mindofprospectNov 10
M&S need to significantly raise their prices. Their brand is slowly going down the drain with the new demographics that have discovered it
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I’m belly laughing man what an odd odd tweet
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I’m not buying GTA 6. I will NOT be a slave to consumerism
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Palace away that season (even though we won) was the worst tactical display I’ve ever seen in my time watching Chelsea for like 80 mins…
Poch out (@Vararse_) profile picturePoch out@Vararse_Nov 9
Poch deadass dropped one of the worst tactical performances I’ve ever seen at OT for Chelsea in 23/24
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He’s the best defensive midfielder to ever play at this club I’m being so serious. I’m not letting the winning bias of our previous teams blind me…
Saad (@_20ic) profile pictureSaad
@_20icNov 8
Moisés Caicedo vs Sunderland Thank you
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Kante wasn’t consistently this good in so sorry and I loved Kante
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“I’m not afraiddd to take a standdd. Everybodyyyy”
Acfc (@abuq23_5) profile pictureAcfc@abuq23_5Nov 8
I’m in tears 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Zero backbone. Call it out for what it is
CFCDaily (@CFCDaily) profile pictureCFCDaily
@CFCDailyNov 8
🚨Alonso on the Sunderland penalty: “I think it’s an action where he can defend better. It’s our mistake.” [Sky via @Jake_Stokes] football.london/chelsea-fc/n…
Xabi Alonso furiously points finger at Chelsea players after VAR controversy

Xabi Alonso furiously points finger at Chelsea players after VAR controversy

Jarrad Gillet raised eyebrows when he controversially awarded Sunderland a penalty at the Stadium of Light on Sunday afternoon.

football.london
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At least something to cheer me up today
Tekkers Foot (@tekkersfoot) profile pictureTekkers Foot
@tekkersfootNov 8
🚨🚨 NICOLAS JACKSON DOUBLES THE LEAD FOR ASTON VILLA AT OLD TRAFFORD! Manchester United 0-2 Aston Villa. nitter.gq/canadafreezy/status/21…
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Anyways enough rambling from me I need to get on with my day
Abz (@Abz_UTC) profile pictureAbz@Abz_UTCNov 8
I do think the TL are underestimating how much the refereeing affected our performance today. There was never a world in which we were gonna go away to Sunderland and play them off the park, the least you can ask for is for the game to be officiated in a fair manner…
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