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Pluto

@ActuallyPluto

Just a little planet, err, dwarf planet, trying to make his way in the universe.

 Kuiper Belt
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluto
Joined March 2011
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What's so great about being Earth-sized? #notmystar
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I was the 9th planet before it was cool. Whoop de do.
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I was beginning to think you didn't love me.
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\/\/hatever. #EarthDay
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No fair. Mars gets all the rovers. It's because I'm a dwarf, isn't it?
WAIT... WHAT'S GOING ON? I CAN'T SEEEEEEE
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Earth: I see an asteroid headed your way. Do a barrel roll!
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RT @robconery: 12.5% of the planets have 71% of the mass… #OccupyJupiter imgur.com/gallery/ThIqI
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Woohoo! Did you hear that @Hal9000_?! RT @NASA: NASA expected to announce later today that Pluto to be designated as a Planet again.
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Sure, Mercury gets all the attention from Messenger. He thinks he's so hot. Messenger has Bad Boy Syndrome anyway. http://1.usa.gov/ezr4rm
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WHOA!!! Plutoquake. Registered 0.7 on the richter scale. Charon is hiding under a desk.
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