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Shadae Mallory, M.A.

@ActuallyShadae

They/Them | M.A. BGSU '19 | B.A. UNCO '17 | Lover of Sarcasm | Writer, Editor, and Diversity Reader (profile pic by @frogtadpoles)

 Greeley, CO
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Joined December 2011
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Christopher David@Tazerface16Aug 30
Retweet if you agree.
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Amy Siskind
@Amy_SiskindAug 30
F%ck you @Google
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Hassan Mafi ‏
@thatdayin1992Aug 30
How Erika Kirk be pulling up to the first kirkiversary:
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Isaiah Martin
@isaiahrmartinJan 24
Reminder that Kyle Rittenhouse showed up to a protest like this and Republicans called him a hero
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kar
@bustitopen42024 Sep 2025
“Imagine being mad at people doing their jobs”
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stantheman (@stantheman7778) profile picturestantheman@stantheman777824 Sep 2025
Replying to @bustitopen420
Imagine being mad at people doing there jobs
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewiczJan 8
I know what I saw on January 6, 2021 I know what I saw on January 7, 2026
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MindVector
@AIandTechh29 Aug 2025
Men are simple creatures- A Thread🧵 ⚠️ Get ready to laugh till your stomach hurts😂 1 . Men are simple creatures
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Alex Cole
@acnewsitics2 Apr 2025
Come on guys, stay calm. I'm sure the guy who went bankrupt 6 times and ran a fraudulent university knows what he's doing.
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Matt Stoller
@matthewstoller19 Mar 2025
I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.
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melissa lozada-oliva@ellomelissa12 Dec 2024
back injury that altered his life …. unibrow…..close enough welcome back Frida Kahlo
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mark ✴︎@meeowrk_11 Dec 2024
im actually very happy its sword in the stone gale and elminster
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vonix 👻 (@vonixskulls) profile picturevonix 👻@vonixskulls21 Dec 2023
since its the end of the year, what's your most popular art?
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Aes🇺🇸
@AesPolitics126 Nov 2024
You know what happens when you put a 25% tariff on Canadian oil? Gas prices go back up to 5.00. But hey, people voted for this shit.
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Organizermemes
@OrganizerMemes12 Nov 2024
I miss brat summer, fascist fall blows
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BASED SAVAGE
@crackcobain__6 Nov 2024
Why yall acting surprised that Trump is winning cousin fucker states
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Rick Reilly@ReillyRick2 Nov 2024
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Dolly Parton
@DollyParton28 Oct 2024
Hey Pumpkin 🎃
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Terry Blount@TBlountNews28 Oct 2024
A history lesson
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Mark Hamill
@MarkHamill29 Oct 2024
IN ONE WEEK:
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Armand Domalewski
@ArmandDoma28 Oct 2024
I don’t know why but this goes so hard
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