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@AdamOfEarth@mstdn.social A bit of science, a bit of sarcasm, a bit of something else.

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Joined November 2012
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The digital town square is wherever we all choose to engage and that choices requires our implicit support, so time for me to follow through with actions over words and call it quits here for now. It’s been an experience! linktr.ee/adamofearth @[email protected]
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Twitter is busy in the same way as an entire class frantically packing up their boxes of stuff, sharing their favorite memories and exchanging contact info as they’re all moving out of a dorm at the same time
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Like yes, it’s busy, but we’re all getting ready to go, except for that one guy who is going to sleep on the couch until they physically evict him
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"You promise you didn't get me bees again" [me from a distance] just open it
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love how during intense moments in space-themed movies they'll show the dashboard panels, as though you'll be like ah. ah i see the issue
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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birds can make their homes in tall treetops and soar at great heights and pigeons are like no thank you i will commute by foot to home depot
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[Me to the second baseman after I slide into 2nd] Make sure u separate plastics & food waste [Coach from dugout] NOT THAT KIND OF TRASH TALK
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me: [peeling a banana] may i take ur jacket lol coworker also in the break room: do you think other people can't hear you
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ME: honey, it's really muggy out today WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving u ME: *sips coffee from bowl*
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[being chased by killer] ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
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Sometimes I'm playing a dangerous game like Halo & people ask if I get scared but honestly no, your training just takes over
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