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Adysseus (Phase 🏹)

@AddisonSchuster

like a funky bill gates.

 Annapolis, MD
Joined July 2012
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oh NO
Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian) profile pictureSpencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimianNov 5
JUST IN: Haley Stevens threatens to leave the Democratic Party
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Scoob@ScoobydouchebagNov 4
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Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) profile pictureNancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosiNov 4
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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I'll be woke till the day i fucking die
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Valerie Insinna@ValerieInsinnaNov 3
i am lowkey obsessed with how supportive the youtube chat is for the Steve Kornacki cam livestream. Steve will be like "ok guys im stepping off camera to drink some water and blow my nose" and people will be like "go hydrate king" and "omg its tissue time"
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Gary Busey@foxinsox65Oct 31
I’d rather be a pig than a fascist
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just learned from Dad about the “Halloween kid”. when you’re done handing out candy, just dump the bowl in the last kid’s bag. why wasn’t his son ever the Halloween kid.
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dressed up as a minion for a party so I’m shaving my bush just to be safe
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emme
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Ruff Criminal@RuffCrimOct 24
White people when the youtuber they watched in middle school cheats on his wife
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Image from 🇰🇵단일성 Commie on the Rez 단일성 🇰🇵 (@patriach2051)
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owen cyclops
@owenbroadcastOct 16
im not sure curious george is more curious (implication: troublesome) than the average monkey. i feel that he has been unfairly impugned. in one book the man in the yellow hat locks him out of the house and gives him a bicycle. these are shenanigans conditions for any monkey.
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DailyShitpost@shitpost_dailyOct 16
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i haven’t stopped thinking about Digger since i saw it and cannot fathom how someone came to the idea for this ad
tragic 🇺🇳 (@hi523275438946) profile picturetragic 🇺🇳@hi523275438946Oct 14
the world cup ad is kinda jarring after watching the movie
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Digger
@diggerthemovieOct 11
Live in the now.
John Arizona (@TastefulEunuch) profile pictureJohn Arizona@TastefulEunuchOct 11
I'm gonna be so annoying in like 10 years about having seen Digger in theaters
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Integrity Guy@Integrity_FreakOct 2
I’m pretty sure I would know if I had any subconscious biases.
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It’s October which means it’s #PissYoSelf season!
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beanie
@beaniebblSep 30
girlfriend calling… DECLINE! busy whore! busy watching Mike Tomlin’s MINECRAFT CITY
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