Bsc Forestry | Ecologist | GIS & Remote Sensing Specialist | MSc Natural Resources Ecology & Conservation | Forest & Wetland Biodiversity
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UgLandLord retweeted
As they try to tighten, herbalists here are giving bros enlarging concoctions! There will be no peace for the evil ones😅🤣
Cetirizine is not for vaginal tightening, pharmacists warn
The pharmacists also warned the public about relying on social media for medical information.
monitor.co.ug/uganda/news/na…
UgLandLord retweeted
Netanyahu is gone, for now. Hope the world can finally catch a break from his endless wars and blood thirst.
Eisenkot secures 67 endorsements to Netanyahu's 46, paving way to form gov't haaretz.com/israel-news/elec…
UgLandLord retweeted
Under the direction and instructions of Mzee Museveni, I approve the Turkish company Yapi Merkezi to implement the 1st Phase of the SGR. From Malaba to Kampala. All departments of government are instructed to quickly implement this directive.
UgLandLord retweeted
These mobile money charges do not in any way reflect an economy that is looking towards a cashless system. At this rate, transporting UGX 5M from Mubende to Kampala is cheaper than withdrawing it btw.
UgLandLord retweeted
That was really fast!
Paraguay President Santiago Peña resigns after the collapse of Ueno Bank. apnews.com/article/ueno-bank…
UgLandLord retweeted
Wanted:
The Uganda Media Centre would like to hear from 2 very talented photographers. You have to be the best of the best.
We also have room for 2 very talented video editors.
[email protected]
UgLandLord retweeted
🇺🇸🇮🇷 Zohran Mamdani on JD Vance:
"I have to say that I find it quite ironic to read a post from the vice president as if he's describing the actions of a different administration.
He's the vice president of the United States of America. He is not just some commentator online.
And there has to be a reckoning of the fact that this is a war that they started. It's a war that they can end.
If they think it was a part of their political demise, then why don't they actually start to take some action to reflect that?"
To be fair to Vance, here's what John Adams had to say about the vice presidency:
“My Country has in its Wisdom contrived for me, the most insignificant Office that ever the Invention of Man contrived or his Imagination conceived: and as I can do neither good nor Evil, I must be born away by Others and meet the common Fate.”
He's the VP, but he's not the president. He has to carry out Trump's policies... maybe he doesn't agree with all.
Writer: Michael
UgLandLord retweeted
Wizkid’s Nairobi 🇰🇪 show has a table package going for UGX 70M 😭😂 They pick you from your house, take you to the concert and drop you back home after.
And guess what? THE PACKAGE IS SOLD OUT! 😭😭
These guys can OVERCOOK! 😂🔥
UgLandLord retweeted
⚡️BREAKING: $2.1 Trillion has been Wiped Out from the US Stock Market in just 55 Minutes
Fear of a war with Iran and U.S. domestic politics are turning the markets into a bloodbath
UgLandLord retweeted
Zohran Mamdani is on fire. 🔥
🇺🇸JD Vance at 6:00 PM: We lost due to the Iran war which causes household inflation for Americans
🇺🇸Zohran at 7:00 PM: "Bro you are VP of USA, not a random Twitter troll. You can't post like it's someone else's war. You started it, You can end it. Stop tweeting and crying, start acting."
Brutally Cooked 👏
UgLandLord retweeted
The 40+ generation doesn't want to talk about it, but in their days, there was no bottle feeding.
They would just hold your nose, and you had to choose between porridge and death😂
UgLandLord retweeted
Kenyan females are inserting cetirizine tablets, an allergy drug, into their vaginas because they want them to be tighter. 🤦🏾♂️
UgLandLord retweeted
Kenya allegedly spent $900 million more than it should have for a Chinese-built railway because of rampant corruption, fraud and graft bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
UgLandLord retweeted
Damn
The UGX- USD rate officially is below 4,050 for the first time in over 20 days.
Banks are now buying the Dollars at less than 4,000.
By tomorrow, might we see a 3,999?
