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this is like if stannis baratheon was named azor ahai
Noah Wyle has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2026…
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jack abbot… you will be missed
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thank you for this 👅
We heard you wanted some new wallpapers…
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I’m irritated
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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We heard you wanted some new wallpapers…
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Milaya 🦢🐇 | Samira's girl retweeted
A bunch of white people then three Black people back to back during the “I will never understand but I still stand” era and then back to a bunch of white people. He’s not even the sexiest man on the show he’s on
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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tl cleanse because i keep seeing photos of #him against my will
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Milaya 🦢🐇 | Samira's girl retweeted
the three dots at the end 😭 even film updates was weirded the fuck out
Noah Wyle has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2026…
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"this is for the moms in their 50s" My 50yo mom was into Goran Višnjić
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You could write master’s thesis (psychology) about this video
Kathy Bates says she was sure she never thanked her mother in her Misery Oscar speech, then the interviewer showed her the tape "She gave up her retirement because I was born so late in life to them." "When I won the Oscar for Misery, she said, I don't know what all the excitement about, you didn't discover the cure for cancer." "Why did I think I didn't thank her?" "Because she should have had my life." "I wanted her spirit to come into me and enjoy everything I was enjoying because of what she'd given up." Her mom's whole review of the Oscar was that she didn't cure cancer, and Kathy still believed she had shorted her that night. Then she watches herself thank her mom at home, right there in the speech. Some people never stop trying to pay their parents back. You can hear it in how quiet she gets at the end. ft: @CBSSunday CBS Sunday Morning on youtube
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you guys are laughing, but this is a really progressive take for a man perpetually stuck in the 90s
#NoahWyle knows there’s nothing sexier than a man who cleans. Watch our video interview in the #PeopleApp, and read the full #SexiestManAlive issue two days early as a #PeopleVIP.
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new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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Milaya 🦢🐇 | Samira's girl retweeted
sexiest man alive going from jonathan bailey to noah wyle
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Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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Milaya 🦢🐇 | Samira's girl retweeted
whatever whatever whatever
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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it’s thirsty… tuesday???
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Milaya 🦢🐇 | Samira's girl retweeted
shawn hatosy may have lost the sexiest man alive 2026 title but he's at home right now with his real hairline and that's all that matters.
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#NoahWyle is PEOPLE’s 2026 #SexiestManAlive! Watch our video interview in the #PeopleApp, and read the full issue two days early as a #PeopleVIP. bit.ly/4kjhXcw 📷️: Jeff Lipsky
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