
Agvocate, politico, Gen X, ITFC Tractor Boy 🚜⚽️, WHW IC Member, 💙💚 Kiwi passionate about sustainable farming, good food & mental health #kristinslight
Canterbury Region, New Zealand
Joined June 2012
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i.stuff.co.nz/national/healt… – at Palmerston North City, New Zealand
When did 32.5°C become "sweltering"??
Source: NZ Herald
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This is what AI is made for. Murtaugh is too old for this 💩 and Riggs has to find a new partner. I absolutely love how they brought in every character from that era and even combined two different characters for one actor in a couple different scenes. 🤣🤣🤣💥🔫
German manufacturing giant swings in behind authoritarian leader... 🤔
#DEJAVU
Audi CEO faces backlash after joining Trump at midterm campaign rally reuters.com/business/autos-t…
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Legend Terry Butcher reflects on what the @royalbritishlegion Poppy Appeal means to him. 🌹
Throughout this year’s Poppy Appeal, match-worn and signed shirts from clubs across the UK will be auctioned in support of serving military personnel, veterans, and their families.
Head to the link in the @MatchWornShirt bio to own a very special piece of football history, and help RBL support those who serve and their families.
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Left the car almost empty of fuel while we were away for the week - reduced the kids temptation to use it 🤣
Meant I had to fill the tank today though - OUCH!!
First time spending over $200 on a tank in NZ
😱 #fuelcost
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Replying to @ManUtd
We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲
Instead of photos with gangs, can the election focus on real issues?
Daughter (21) has been in Christchurch ED since 10:30pm. It's now 06:40 & she has STILL not seen a Dr
🤬 #BrokenNZ
@NZNationalParty @nzlabour @NZStuff @radionz @nzherald
@TeWhatuOra
10hrs and still not seen
@chrisluxonmp are you proud of the care your government ISN'T delivering for its people 😢
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Replying to @Tendar
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Is JD Vance seriously suggesting that immigrants have brought a culture of revolution and protest TO FRANCE? @jonstewart
Jon Stewart on Vance & Paris Protests
Is JD Vance seriously suggesting that immigrants have brought a culture of revolution and protest TO FRANCE? @jonstewart
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I lost family in Auschwitz. I had family hide in caves for yrs in Hungary from Nazis
I'm angry at how Netanyahu & his Zionist supporters have destroyed the goodwill the world has had for Jews for 70 years
We are born Jewish. We don't have a choice
Being a Zionist is a choice
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I asked ChatGPT to depict what a Cheesecake Factory would look like if Saddam Hussein applied his tastes to it and... yeah. This is very Trumpy.
OMFG - just catching up with this now; on an AirNZ flight, 20 mins out from Auckland & then having to listen to @james1940 awful Kiwi accent 🤣🤣🤣
Please make it stop!!
#DUKE @wehavewayspod
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For all those worshipping at the altar of immigration's poster boy; and contraceptives worst nightmare - Elon Musk, vote rigger extraordinaire
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According to the Vanity Fair article, Jared Kushner paid off a hitman. We all just not gonna talk about that?
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US energy company execs have resigned in disgust as the Trump family is caught secretly expediting the funneling of $25 billion from a sanctioned Russian energy giant in exchange for allowing Russians to obtain a natural gas project in Alaska.
According to investigations by The New York Times and Financial Times, Russia's Novatek allegedly concealed its financial involvement in the American project through a UAE-linked intermediary.
Gentry Beach, a longtime Trump ally and close friend of Donald Trump Jr., signed an agreement with Novatek to pursue natural gas development in Alaska. Reuters documented the arrangement in February.
Meanwhile, Vladimir Putin discussed this cooperation on the Alaska energy project with Trump's representatives, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, during negotiations involving Russia and Ukraine.
The controversy deepened when Polar Train LNG's CEO, Joel Riddle, raised concerns about concealed Russian financing and possible sanctions violations. He departed in September, followed by other senior executives.
The Financial Times also described discussions about a potential arrangement under which Novatek would provide technology for the Alaska project in exchange for sanctions relief benefiting its Arctic LNG 2 development in Siberia.
According to The New York Times, Riddle and two other departing executives warned the Trump administration about the Russian financing and urged officials to investigate.
The White House maintains that the project was mentioned only briefly and that no detailed discussions took place. There is no established evidence that Kushner or Witkoff knew about the allegedly concealed financing. Polar Train LNG denies wrongdoing.
The central question is how a sanctioned Russian energy company became involved in a major American energy venture while Putin was discussing potential economic cooperation with Trump's representatives and a longtime Trump family associate was pursuing a separate agreement with the same Russian company.
Selling Alaska to the Russians or selling Ukraine to the Russians - to the Trump family it's all the same.
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In 1941, a Spaniard walked into the British embassy in Madrid and offered to spy on the Nazis.
The British turned him down.
So he went to the Germans instead, pretended to be a loyal fascist, and got hired as a German spy. His plan was to lie to them for the rest of the war.
It worked better than anyone could have imagined.
His name was Juan Pujol García. Before the war he had tried his hand at running a chicken farm and a movie theater. He had no spy training. What he had was a deep hatred of both fascism and communism after the Spanish Civil War, and an incredible imagination.
The Germans gave him a codename, invisible ink, money, and orders to go to Britain and recruit spies.
He didn't go to Britain.
He went to Lisbon, Portugal, and made everything up.
Using a tourist guidebook, maps, magazines, newsreels, and a British railway timetable from the library, he wrote long, detailed reports about life in England. Military movements. Morale. Ports.
He'd never been there. He made mistakes. He didn't understand British money. He once reported that dockworkers in Glasgow would do anything for a liter of wine.
The Germans loved him anyway.
Then British codebreakers reading German messages noticed something strange. The Germans were hunting for a convoy that didn't exist, based on a report from some agent in Britain they'd never heard of.
The British went looking for this mystery spy. They found Pujol. In 1942 they finally took him on and brought him to London.
Now he had real help. MI5 gave him the codename Garbo, after the actress, because they thought he was the greatest actor in the world.
Together with his British handler, Pujol built a fake spy network for the Germans. It eventually had 27 imaginary agents. Each had a name, a personality, a job, and a backstory. A Welsh nationalist. A Venezuelan student. A Greek sailor. Some of them recruited their own imaginary sub-agents.
When they needed to explain why one agent had gone quiet, they killed him off. They even put a fake obituary in a Liverpool newspaper. The Germans reportedly paid a pension to his widow.
Who also didn't exist.
Then came D-Day.
Hours before the landings, the British let Pujol send a message warning the Germans that the invasion was coming in Normandy. It was timed so it would arrive too late to matter, but it made him look brilliant.
Three days later he sent the most important message of his career. Normandy was a trick, he said. The real invasion was still coming, at Calais, led by a huge army under General Patton.
That army was fake too. But the Germans believed him.
German forces that could have been rushed to Normandy were held back near Calais for weeks, waiting for an attack that never came.
The Germans were so grateful they awarded him the Iron Cross.
A few months later, King George VI made him a Member of the Order of the British Empire.
He's one of the only people known to have been decorated by both sides of the war.
After the war, afraid of revenge from surviving Nazis, he faked his own death from malaria in Africa and disappeared to Venezuela, where he lived quietly running a shop.
For decades the world thought he was dead.
In 1984, a British writer tracked him down. Pujol came back to Normandy for the 40th anniversary of D-Day and met veterans who had landed on the beaches.
Some of them thanked him.
























