@AlexFiveZero

Sliding tackle enjoyer. NUFC

 United Kingdom
Joined September 2015
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If I see anyone other than Osula starting at CF ever again we riot
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Shot volume shot volume shot volume shot volume I’ve been saying this for ages. We do actually create chances and get in the box of the opponent but nobody fucking SHOOTS
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@NUFCbibleOct 18
What if I told you, none of these attacking opportunities ended with a shot on target.. Jaissle has to show flexibility in his tactical approach, 100% agree, but his players need to show quality too. It’s easy to say 1 shot on target, but how many chances should have ended with a shot on target? #nufc
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Reading this and being really confused why they’re gambling in Saudi Arabia at first
dan@growupdanOct 18
Just witnessed a bloke at Mecca in Beeston get a full house in 37 calls. 4.8m to 1 odds. Anyway he's won 50 quid
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Didn’t realise Coventry fans were this strange, in the replies here for no reason. I guess it makes sense since nobody would be sad if coventry sank into the ground
pdb@nufcpbOct 17
The major red flag here is Aston Villa aren’t a great team, not even being spiteful cos we’re losing but they’re no where near what they used to be and they’re still light years ahead of us. Terrifying
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Jaissle made some baffling decisions but it was nice to see he finally ended the MFP striker gimmick and played a proper midfielder in the 10. The main problem is our forwards, plenty of square pegs in round holes, nobody has the bollocks to take a shot unless it’s on a plate.
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He’s gonna have a hard time and the selection mistakes aren’t helping but our squad is beyond dire
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All of our attackers are fucking shite, except maybe barnes cos he can occasionally score.
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As much as we had half the universe calling for the end of the midfield 3 last year we absolutely have to ditch playing a 10, especially one who’s a striker by trade.
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Anyone else ever get randomly worried some bullshit like this will happen to them and it’s just joever
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 16
The Olympic sprinter now bedbound for 22 hours a day bbc.in/3TWaqpx

Beth Dobbin: British Olympic sprinter in bed for 22 hours a day after ME diagnosis

Beth Dobbin ran for Great Britain at the Tokyo Olympics in 2021. Five years on, she is largely bedbound after being diagnosed with ME, a devastating illness for which there is no cure.

bbc.com
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The moon landing episode of Mad Men is genuinely sensational
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😭😭😭😭😭 we are shit
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Everyday our fans talk about our CF options and who we should’ve signed. The answer is staring you in the face, it’s William Osulas time to shine
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hang on they’re blowing the whistle early now??? he was onside??
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Has Gravenberch got worms for brains YOU’RE ON A YELLA SON
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Still looks wrong seeing Liverpool XI’s without Salah, my brain gets confused cos it normally just automatically puts him top right
LE🖤@lileazilfcOct 9
Playing City without a striker and Cody...👀
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FOOTBALL IS NOT COMPETITIVE
Colin Millar@Millar_ColinOct 2
Replying to @KeJaBanks
If the league is anti competitive, which it appears you think it is (?), what is it you're comparing to? What is the acceptable level of volume for title challenging clubs? which other leagues are matching that? The PL has 20 of the world's top 30 spending clubs. Not enough?
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You have to appreciate in hindsight now how cautious Newcastle have been now, given clubs probably had wind of this. Sacked staveley because she nearly pantsed up FFP, we got a pathetic fee for ASM to avoid allegations, and intentionally avoided inflating the Sela/Noon deals.
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We easily could’ve made Sela/Noon or SaudiaAir give us way more money but ended up with sub-big6 sizes deals to pass the fair value tests.
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Struggled a lot with our forwards being good at the same time in a season and crap at the same time in the next season recently but here we go. #NUFC
Tom@TomL1ttlev2Sep 22
Saw this on TikTok and thought I’d give it a go What’s the best Liverpool team you can make, but the caveat is it’s one player per season for the last 11 seasons (16/17 - 26/27)
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