If I moved to the US 🇺🇸 , this is what £260k actually buys. A real detached house. Proper land. Actual space between you and the next person. None of that “detached” tiny gap nonsense we’re being sold in the UK 🇬🇧.

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dan · Oct 18, 2026 · 1:11 PM UTC

dan@growupdanOct 18

This is the result palace should have faced last week

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dan · Oct 18, 2026 · 1:08 PM UTC

dan@growupdanOct 18

He's right you know. We vent lose em all

Harv 🌳@Harvey_XCXOct 18

Hear me out, we win today 👍🌳

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Harv 🌳 · Oct 18, 2026 · 8:27 AM UTC

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Harv 🌳@Harvey_XCXOct 18

Hear me out, we win today 👍🌳

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dan · Oct 18, 2026 · 12:41 PM UTC

dan@growupdanOct 18

Just witnessed a bloke at Mecca in Beeston get a full house in 37 calls. 4.8m to 1 odds. Anyway he's won 50 quid

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dan · Oct 17, 2026 · 7:29 PM UTC

dan@growupdanOct 17

When I was young and poor I always wondered what brand of tools I'd end up having. Well, I'm almost 30 now, and a few sensible purchases later, the Sorting Hat has decreed me a Bosch man. Any Makita scum want it

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Chuck Thomas 📺 · Oct 16, 2026 · 1:25 AM UTC

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Chuck Thomas 📺@chuckthomasukOct 16

Only the BBC could devise a funding model where the solution to people not watching your programmes is to charge them for watching somebody else's. Under this logic, every time I order a Domino's, I should send Pizza Hut £2.50 to support the future of British pizza.

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUKOct 15

🚨 NEW: The Government is planning to extend the licence fee to online platforms such as Netflix, Disney+ and Amazon

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🏀👍 · Oct 15, 2026 · 8:18 PM UTC

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🏀👍@hoopsmccann96Oct 15

Unbeatable

🇵🇱 Moder on the Dancefloor 🇵🇱@jackalbion96Oct 14

Intrigued to see, what is the roughest pub you’ve ever been in?

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oliver · Oct 13, 2026 · 4:10 PM UTC

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oliver@OliverPostingLsOct 13

October and things are already bad enough that I'm thinking you know what I can get behind this

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dan · Oct 13, 2026 · 5:42 PM UTC

dan@growupdanOct 13

I'm sorry but this is legend behaviour. Free him

The Mercian

@TheMercianNewsOct 13

🚨JUST IN: Civil servant accused of fraudulently holding FIVE government jobs simultaneously • A court has heard that civil servant Kashim Chowdhury, 55, allegedly held five government jobs at the same time through fraudulent means. • All jobs paid him a full-time salary, each worth tens of thousands of pounds. Chowdhury earned nearly £350,000 from eight employers over a period of three years • He achieved this by making false representations, false declarations, concerning his existing employment status and employment history.

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