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Alex_T

@Altook

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey, Evertonian, work in accounting, and bit of a biff

 Somewhere over the rainbow
Joined February 2010
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TOWN! Süpürgesi Yoncadan youtu.be/JZszhYDhzdo?is=fDfF… via @YouTube
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Cracking move for that third
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God I love a night games
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Forget what I said about the ref
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Is this ref a fucking parody
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This ref is an absolute danger
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View like a Lowry painting
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Any need for the amount of stairs to club view feel like I’ve climbed Everest
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Fair play to the lads smoking a potent spliff in bmd
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Fuck sake Moyes a line up I can’t be fuming at
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Your Toffees to face @NUFC! 👊🔵
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Guess another thing we’ve lost
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Man United are the worst transfer operators in EUROPE as new study reveals Red Devils have made a £334MILLION loss on signings - with fellow Premier League club joining them in bottom three trib.al/ITxOECy
Man United are worst transfer operators in EUROPE, new study reveals

Man United are worst transfer operators in EUROPE, new study reveals

The beleaguered club, facing a managerial nightmare, dressing room unrest and unprecedented fan fury at the board and owners - have now been named the worst transfer operators in Europe.

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Pre match bevy and pizza
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I’m starting to think wearing my winter jacket to the match wasn’t the best idea, not that cold like
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What the actual fuck is wrong with him man
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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Lads, lads. If Moyes’ tactics in this game surprise you, I can only assume you’re either too young to remember 2002-13 or you were hepped up on goofballs. This is what he does.
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Everton is just meh isn’t it right now, not even one bit arsed by that result I even predicted we’d lose it 2-0 before the match as Moyes is so predictable, actually fuming a bit now typing this as should have bet on it
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The capitalist obsession with rapid growth at all costs is literally the function of cancer cells.
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He’s too funny man🤣🤣
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That Scouse kid that got shipped to Ghana on tiktok is frying me, he don’t know he’s not coming back yet😭😭
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Tom@tomp_1998Oct 23
“Everton make one change to face Arsenal as Brennan Johnson returns to the starting lineup”
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BREAKING: Chinese man threw himself from his 30th floor window after getting into a heated argument with his wife
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