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Joined November 2007
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BREAKING: Jon Stewart just completely destroyed Republican State Senator Nathan Dahm of Oklahoma on gun reform in America. Each and every point that Dahm tried to address was completely debunked by Stewart. Stewart made Dahm look as foolish as he and his republican colleagues really are. My favorite quote was: “In every other place your life you want to bring order, but guns are the outlier for you.” Let all your republican friends see this video! nitter.gq/TheProblem/statu…
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They posted our exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Imperial terms of service.
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Fifteen years(!) and two days after its original launch, I am re-launching istwitterdown.com Blog post with more context: theryanking.com/post/is-twit…
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If you die on Twitter you die in real life.
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In a weird way, I think that the destruction of this platform by an arrogant billionaire with no understanding of how humans interact with one another sort of brought us all closer together again.
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Ok new plan: we just create a shared google doc and all write our tweets there in order, but everyone has to agree to keep to under 240 char.
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YTMND is still up
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Imagine all the things one could do with $44 billion
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Oh shit lol. Twitter HQ in San Francisco tonight
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Hundreds upon hundreds of Twitter employees have technically resigned but still have access to Twitter’s internal systems, with some speculating it is because the employees tasked with managing that access also resigned.
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Okay, seems like it’s time to ration. Everyone gets one more tweet and that’s it. Make it count
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The Old God prepares for final battle
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So let me get this straight. Musk told employees they could no longer work from home and now he’s locked them out of the buildings.
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#Breaking Mass resignations at #Twitter underway after #ElonMusk asks remaining employees to commit to "Hardcore Twitter." All employees locked out of the building unit Monday. Visa holders likely the only remaining employees. Story ➡️ bit.ly/3V2HuHP
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So friends sharing a video of my first post-election briefing. This is from Friday and is very fresh and comprehensive. Q and A was spirited and smart. Bottom line - good week for Democracy, bad one for MAGA. Do watch and let me know what you think. 1/ ndn.org/simons-first-post-el…
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