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21 year old fuckwad Incompetent Artist (all works on strawpage) 4 time gungeon hitless run winner (3 of them Vlone Crest runs) top 5K in Luftrausers w/ Stalker

Entering the Gungeon
Joined July 2021
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Obama: "I am old enough to remember when a president wearing a tan suit was a major national controversy. They were very upset. And I know I looked good in that suit."
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there are thousands of people in the world who genuinely believe that they're in a relationship with a real version of a fictional character from an alternate universe and if you say that's weird they call you ableist
i need you guys to understand those are fictional characters, guys. i'm so fucking serious 😭
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Unfortunately no I was rage baiting, but considering how she refuses to address Brandon Rogers and the MULTIPLE instances of his blackface “skits”, this 2018 clip, and how poorly she represents Alastor as a POC, she def has racist tendencies at least nitter.gq/vivziereceipts/status/…
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Gungeon Reddit still funny as hell at times
gungeon reddit can be pretty funny icl
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Also THANKFULLY the guy did not know cultist was a child and was informed in the comments phew
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Now all gacha discussions should end with "but your game lost against Talking Tom Cat on mobile game update of the year"
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︎Certified Mess 🇵🇸 retweeted
🚨Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith, 2005 (Deleted Scene) The real scene of what happened between Wat Tambor and Lord Vader revealed
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︎Certified Mess 🇵🇸 retweeted
Carol holiday
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I'm surprised DE hasn't introduced the Hollvania version of the Corpus. Parvos Granum is turned into Egon Rusk that runs a telecommunication company, got his hands on Entrati's Protoframe inoculation, and made Protoframes of Octavia, Banshee and Valkyr[1]
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︎Certified Mess 🇵🇸 retweeted
I actually cannot stop laughing my jaw hurts the jokes literally write themselves
From 16-bit pixel icon to modern gaming legend! 💙 Celebrate 35 years of the Blue Blur with the Fanattik Limited Edition Then & Now Medallion Set. Individually numbered out of 5,000 worldwide! @sonic_hedgehog @SEGA shop.sega.com/products/sonic…
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︎Certified Mess 🇵🇸 retweeted
Replying to @TanukisInSpace
the screenshot of steam on wikipedia shows a profile called 'Hitler' with Adolf Hitler as the profile picture
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︎Certified Mess 🇵🇸 retweeted
One of these
“what was your biggest impact on the internet?” i used to go by charlie
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gen alpha niggas coming to school with half the class killed by a 764 fag before the pledge of Israel, stomach bubbling from black plague lunch that look like RFK and the retarded english teacher from oklahoma starts reading AI christpilled malfoid erotica
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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The death of this account has been largely irrelevant as there has NEVER been news and that is SADDENING
Enter the Gungeon 2 news for April 15th 2025 There has been no news for today.
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A thing that pisses me off about SOME of the music community is they can’t seem to get in their brain that the electric guitar is the second most popular instrument of all time. It dosent matter where, internationally, in the us, and in europe it’s more popular
A thing that pisses me off about SOME of the Vocaloid community is they can’t seem to get in their brain that Teto is the second most popular Vocaloid/ synth of all time. It dosent matter where, internationally, in the us, and in japan she’s more popular
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I had a meeting with my academic advisor this morning so I can’t even be disappointed about no Gungeon 2 news I’m used to it at this point
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KOUMEI DELUXE YESSSSSSSSSS
Tons of lovely Warframe news and chatter out of todays dev short! Looks like no more adversary weapons, at least for a while. They also confirmed Koumei Deluxe and Nezha Heirloom will be shown off Fridays Devstream. They'll hit us with some new ui changes and something they haven't done in 12 years... could be anything! Kullervo Prime (probably) trailer will be the Nov devstream sadly. Heat Inheritance, Ryoku, and Vena will get updates coming in 2027! Lots of stuff :)
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The trollfaces are coming weve been hitmarker.mp3! Why don’t you fap it out cringepral?! Oh Chris-Chan… we are so derped…
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