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@AlwaysAWreck

21 year old fuckwad Incompetent Artist (all works on strawpage) 4 time gungeon hitless run winner (3 of them Vlone Crest runs) top 5K in Luftrausers w/ Stalker

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Obama: "I am old enough to remember when a president wearing a tan suit was a major national controversy. They were very upset. And I know I looked good in that suit."
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marci the swag lord (@REFUSERADIO) profile picture
marci the swag lord@REFUSERADIOOct 28
there are thousands of people in the world who genuinely believe that they're in a relationship with a real version of a fictional character from an alternate universe and if you say that's weird they call you ableist
eustass kidd cuck culture 🌷🪲🐛 (@sIamgibson) profile pictureeustass kidd cuck culture 🌷🪲🐛@sIamgibsonOct 28
i need you guys to understand those are fictional characters, guys. i'm so fucking serious 😭
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Dim@Notmdi17h
Now all gacha discussions should end with "but your game lost against Talking Tom Cat on mobile game update of the year"
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Wat Tambor@wat_tambourine22h
🚨Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith, 2005 (Deleted Scene) The real scene of what happened between Wat Tambor and Lord Vader revealed
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;ira.exe@dessriellOct 28
Carol holiday
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Kirk Kudou@kirk_k5638716h
I'm surprised DE hasn't introduced the Hollvania version of the Corpus. Parvos Granum is turned into Egon Rusk that runs a telecommunication company, got his hands on Entrati's Protoframe inoculation, and made Protoframes of Octavia, Banshee and Valkyr[1]
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zaylin ✦ (@zaylinartalley) profile picture
zaylin ✦@zaylinartalleyOct 28
I actually cannot stop laughing my jaw hurts the jokes literally write themselves
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SEGA Shop (@thesegashop) profile pictureSEGA Shop@thesegashopOct 27
From 16-bit pixel icon to modern gaming legend! 💙 Celebrate 35 years of the Blue Blur with the Fanattik Limited Edition Then & Now Medallion Set. Individually numbered out of 5,000 worldwide! @sonic_hedgehog @SEGA shop.sega.com/products/sonic…
A two-piece metal medallion collectible set celebrating the 35th Anniversary of Sonic the Hedgehog. The medallions feature detailed engravings of Classic 16-bit Sonic on one piece and Modern Sonic on the other. The set is displayed side-by-side inside a special 35th Anniversary collector's box with an integrated display stand.

ALT A two-piece metal medallion collectible set celebrating the 35th Anniversary of Sonic the Hedgehog. The medallions feature detailed engravings of Classic 16-bit Sonic on one piece and Modern Sonic on the other. The set is displayed side-by-side inside a special 35th Anniversary collector's box with an integrated display stand.

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The Fun@ThenonfunOct 28
Replying to @TanukisInSpace
the screenshot of steam on wikipedia shows a profile called 'Hitler' with Adolf Hitler as the profile picture
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MK, Ultra victim
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One of these
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️parker (@p6rk6r) profile picture️parker@p6rk6rOct 26
“what was your biggest impact on the internet?” i used to go by charlie
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gen alpha niggas coming to school with half the class killed by a 764 fag before the pledge of Israel, stomach bubbling from black plague lunch that look like RFK and the retarded english teacher from oklahoma starts reading AI christpilled malfoid erotica
U.S. Department of Education (@usedgov) profile pictureU.S. Department of Education
@usedgovOct 27
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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sir goofy@citrusircusOct 28
A thing that pisses me off about SOME of the music community is they can’t seem to get in their brain that the electric guitar is the second most popular instrument of all time. It dosent matter where, internationally, in the us, and in europe it’s more popular
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Garcy 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ (@garcygoober) profile pictureGarcy 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️@garcygooberOct 24
A thing that pisses me off about SOME of the Vocaloid community is they can’t seem to get in their brain that Teto is the second most popular Vocaloid/ synth of all time. It dosent matter where, internationally, in the us, and in japan she’s more popular
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Flazefire@FlazefireOct 28
The trollfaces are coming weve been hitmarker.mp3! Why don’t you fap it out cringepral?! Oh Chris-Chan… we are so derped…
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potatofamine carbomb 🇮🇪@AshOfIrelandOct 27
I can't wait to find out what Thursdays side plot is gonna be.
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Jim🆗@Jimmyistimmy47Oct 27
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedOct 27
OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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TAZKORP@tazkoltinOct 27
gungeon daily day 17 - Mutant Shotgun Kin i couldve made this one better but eh i was in a but of a loss and comapred to the bullet kin the shotgun kin are less fun to draw cuz of their dumb shells. but i like MSG so lol #TAZKORP
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the world has gotten worse in many ways but at least no one tells you to hop on "dandadan" anymore
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100 million plays later... the Ice Creams are back and frostier than EVER!🍦 Wishlist Bad Ice Cream on Steam today! 👇 store.steampowered.com/app/5…
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Lonnie@p0ptartkittyOct 26
bro if u like race play, ageplay, or scat, you are sub human😭😭😭😭
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𝙎𝘼𝙉-𝙈𝘼𝙉🕊️ (@itssanman) profile picture
𝙎𝘼𝙉-𝙈𝘼𝙉🕊️
@itssanmanOct 26
The empire is just as rotton as the Republic MAY THE SEPARATIST ALLIANCE REIGN A THOUSAND YEARS.
Evil Cirno (@EvilCirno) profile pictureEvil Cirno@EvilCirnoOct 26
Lame and gay edit. Also the New Republic is a complete failure because it did absolutely nothing and got wiped out by the First Order in a single strike... Empire forever!
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