dani, they/she/he | language wizard, music witch | voted greatest to ever do it 2017 | @AmsgReal
Chicago, IL
Joined December 2020
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should i make a pinned tweet or leave my profile a complete mystery to all who happen upon it
0%make the pinned
100%stay an esoteric concept
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Unbelievable! James Talafreako allegedly told staffers he will implement a “GAY QUOTA” requiring 30% of all Texan kids be GAY.
Kids will be able to opt-in as gay. But if the 30% threshold isn’t hit, all remaining kids will be put into a GAY LOTTERY to assign who will be GAY.
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You know I rationally understood the impulse of people who want to fuck airplanes but I never emotionally experienced it. Not viscerally. Now I have.
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i am so patriotic for my country (the great lakes region) (just the ones that touch lake michigan) (not indiana)
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Fag babble is a tonal language like mandarin, extremely difficult for none native speakers to ever learn. “Diva” can have 9-12 different meanings depending on pitch/tone/accompanying sounds
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I took the app for a test run around Chicago and wow
So I recently badgered my cinematographer @steveyedlin into making my ideal iPhone still camera app. It shoots RAW, bypasses the iPhone's look processing and instead uses the same image processing we use on our movies. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…
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this is what illinois republicans who bash chicago and then act surprised when they lose look like
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Diplo reveals he’s not defining his sexuality:
“I’m sure I’ve gotten a blowjob from a guy before. I don’t know if it’s gay unless you make eye contact… I think the best answer I have is I’m not not gay. There are a couple guys I could date, life partner-wise.”
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A large part of housecat vocalisation toward humans isn't goal-directed communication, but rather, affiliative signaling: a simple call-and-response protocol which establishes that the participants are part of the same social unit. Amongst themselves, most housecat affiliative signaling is non-vocal, but humans aren't really physiologically equipped to respond to such signalling in a feline fashion, and cats, well, they're adaptable.
Which is to say that when your cat yells, and you yell back, so the cat yells again, and so forth, what you're really saying to each other is "hiliiii
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It’s hard to eat. It’s hard to fit into ur mouth. You think it’ll be too tangy. But once you wedge it into ur mouth and bite down and feel the snap, the balance and harmony of all the components makes so much sense. Ur exposing ur baby palate and unrefined nature. Truly sad post.
