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Chris Keating retweeted
spotify knew my playlists would be too powerful if i had access to natural one by folk implosion
Chris Keating retweeted
Well, it was never the first 18 years of a century that the Red Sox had trouble with.
Chris Keating retweeted
I was actually at this event, and this is a much more accurate unspooling of the exchange than McCain simply saying “he’s not an Arab.” I’d add even more context: the McCain campaign was HYPER AWARE of the birther/racist attacks on Obama being made elsewhere.
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Chris Keating retweeted
Which famous Chris is the best?
10%Levitation Chris
11%Blurry Chris
14%Dumpster Chris
65%The Chris Who Screams
14,420 votes • Final results Chris Keating retweeted
He drinks a whiskey drink.
He paints a sausage link.
He sues a skating rink.
He makes a falcon wink.
Chris Keating retweeted
I wrote this both as a SOTU primer and as some free advice for Alec Baldwin. nitter.gq/nytopinion/status/9584…
Trump doesn’t like to turn his head. Instead, he turns his entire upper body and shoulders, leaning his head forward like a pigeon eyeing stale bread crust, writes @TonyAtamanuik nyti.ms/2Fvqmmy
Chris Keating retweeted
It is kind of poetic that there is now a nuclear standoff between a literal Fat Man and Little Boy
Chris Keating retweeted
A baseball season has started without Vin Scully or Connie Mack working in some level of it for the first time since 1885.
Chris Keating retweeted
Working from home is a great opportunity to hate yourself for not getting work done in a place you hate yourself for not cleaning.
Chris Keating retweeted
Love this. Ball from ill fated mission, recovered in the ocean, makes it to space 30 yrs later. H/T @ginasunseri nitter.gq/astro_kimbrough/status…
This ball was on Challenger that fateful day. Flown by Ellison Onizuka for his daughter, a soccer player
@Clear_LakeHS. #NASARemembers
Chris Keating retweeted
The US is finally the country our forefathers dreamed of: a place where you have to beg strangers to donate to your GoFundMe to afford chemo
Chris Keating retweeted
Well the fire is slowly dying
And my dear we're slowly dying
But as long as you're slowly dying
Slowly dying, slowly dying, slowly dying
Chris Keating retweeted
Google '1776'. nitter.gq/Nigel_Farage/status/79…
