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@AndrewMorning49Aug 27

Donate to the Tibet flood disaster if you are interested ! Here is a link DIRECT to the Nepal government, to help you avoid fake web sites taking advantage of the disaster. It also avoids middle man fees and expenses taken from donations. link is : pmrelieffund.himalayanbank.c… i have sent two donations using this link and it is safe and effective.

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Plastic Bag That Blew Into Modern Art Museum Sells For $10 Million buff.ly/tswgQbz

Plastic Bag That Blew Into Modern Art Museum Sells For $10 Million

CHICAGO, IL — A plastic shopping bag that accidentally blew inside the Chicago Museum of Modern Art sold at auction for $10 million.

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UN Warns Climate Change Will Destroy Earth By 2005 buff.ly/ZCclTq5

UN Warns Climate Change Will Destroy Earth By 2005

WORLD—The U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change came to a grim conclusion regarding the rapid warming of the earth, should people not band together to give more power over to the government...

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@TheBabylonBeeOct 6

FBI Assembles Elite Team Of Investigators To See If All These Terrorist Attacks Can Somehow Be Connected To A Single Ideology

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Uh-Oh: WNBA Players Demand To Be Paid What They're Worth And Now They Owe The NBA $400 Million buff.ly/SMWzsH1

Uh-Oh: WNBA Players Demand To Be Paid What They're Worth And Now They Owe The NBA $400 Million

U.S. — Collective bargaining agreements for the WNBA took an unexpected turn as players demanded to be paid what they are actually worth and now owe the NBA $400 million.

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Apple Fires Engineer For Designing Phone Battery That Lasts Longer Than Two Hours buff.ly/qVZ4wUR

Apple Fires Engineer For Designing Phone Battery That Lasts Longer Than Two Hours

CUPERTINO, CA — Apple confirmed it has fired senior battery engineer Daniel Li after he developed a prototype iPhone battery that lasted more than two hours on a single charge.

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Unborn Babies Disguise Selves As Death Row Inmates So Liberals Will Defend Their Right To Live buff.ly/RiYEyHx

Unborn Babies Disguise Selves As Death Row Inmates So Liberals Will Defend Their Right To Live

U.S.—According to ultrasound technicians around the country, unborn babies are disguising themselves as death row inmates so that liberals will defend their right to live.

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@TheBabylonBeeSep 30

Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change buff.ly/aCZZdho

Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change

MESOPOTAMIA — Onlookers erupted in shouts of ridicule for a prominent local man, as apparent idiot Noah decided to build an ark when he could have just paid more taxes to stop climate change.

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Whoops! How to lose $100 billion in just 3 words… That’s $33.3 billion per word. That’s just the start of the SpaceX investments.😂😂😂

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@TheBabylonBeeSep 25

Judge Rules That Trump Must Allow White House Access To Assassins buff.ly/o3zfSY6

Judge Rules That Trump Must Allow White House Access To Assassins

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A federal judge has overturned President Donald Trump's ban on assassins being allowed into the White House.

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@TheBabylonBeeSep 25

Man Once Again Loses Train Of Thought During Prayer And Starts Thinking About How He’d Defend The Church From Muslim Terrorists buff.ly/MbWXD9M

Man Once Again Loses Train Of Thought During Prayer And Starts Thinking About How He’d Defend The...

AMARILLO, TX — During the opening prayer of a Wednesday evening church service, local man Adrien Herald once again lost his train of thought as he began daydreaming about defending his congregation...

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@TheBabylonBeeSep 22

Muslims Say It's Unfair To Judge Their Entire Religion Based On The Actions Of Several Million buff.ly/p7xUq2j

Muslims Say It's Unfair To Judge Their Entire Religion Based On The Actions Of Several Million

WORLD — The international Muslim community issued a collective statement this week explaining that it would be unfair to judge their religion based on the bad actions of several million of its...

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@TheBabylonBeeSep 18

WaPo Journalist Wins Pulitzer Prize For 'Best Fabricated Quote' buff.ly/0tcn9fZ

WaPo Journalist Wins Pulitzer Prize For 'Best Fabricated Quote'

NEW YORK — Former Washington Post journalist Karen Attiah made history Wednesday as the first ever recipient of the Pulitzer Prize for "Best Fabricated Quote."

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@TheBabylonBeeSep 15

Cancel Culture: Leftist Fired Simply For Having A Different Opinion On Whether Conservatives Should Be Murdered buff.ly/r4OCHRD

Cancel Culture: Leftist Fired Simply For Having A Different Opinion On Whether Conservatives Should...

CHICAGO, IL — In what has been described as a disturbing "canceling" trend sweeping across social media, a local leftist was fired from her job simply for having a different opinion on whether...

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@TheBabylonBeeSep 15

Sydney Sweeney Tries To Gain Support Of Liberal Women By Murdering Multiple Children buff.ly/aSUEEjj

Sydney Sweeney Tries To Gain Support Of Liberal Women By Murdering Multiple Children

LOS ANGELES, CA — Scandal struck Hollywood this week, as actress and businesswoman Sydney Sweeney attempted to gain support among liberal women by murdering multiple children.

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@TheBabylonBeeSep 14

Climate Activists Blame Global Warming For Zero Hurricanes Forming In Atlantic This Year buff.ly/DboJJTA

Climate Activists Blame Global Warming For Zero Hurricanes Forming In Atlantic This Year

U.S. — Climate activists sounded the alarm this week, warning that global warming was to blame for zero hurricanes forming in the Atlantic Ocean this year.

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@TheBabylonBeeSep 14

Serving On Jury With Shrill Liberal Women Added To List Of Torture Methods Under Geneva Conventions buff.ly/ZqwFD9S

Serving On Jury With Shrill Liberal Women Added To List Of Torture Methods Under Geneva Conventions

GENEVA — A diplomatic council convened over the weekend to vote on a supplement to the Geneva Conventions officially declaring serving on a jury with shrill liberal women a form of torture.

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@TheBabylonBeeSep 12

Experts Believe Lindsay Clancy Case May Set Feminist Movement Back Decades, But There May Be Some Negative Effects As Well buff.ly/a7SEDVv

Experts Believe Lindsay Clancy Case May Set Feminist Movement Back Decades, But There May Be Some...

U.S. — Experts speculated this week that the Lindsay Clancy trial had set the feminist movement back several decades, but warned that there could be negative effects as well.

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Tough-On-Crime Democrats Propose ‘100 Strikes And You’re Out’ Law buff.ly/Fm5VKEH

Tough-On-Crime Democrats Propose ‘100 Strikes And You’re Out’ Law

U.S. — Facing heavy criticism for going easy on violent criminals, a group of Democrats sought to prove that they are tough on crime by proposing a bold new "100 Strikes and You're Out" law.

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