19 | Demsoc | Manchester Resident | @UKLabour Member | @OpenLabour | History and Film Enthusiast 🇬🇧 | 🇺🇦 | 🇵🇸 | 🇪🇺 #ImABevliever

Joined June 2023
🌹 (fully stole this idea from Ellen, sorry)
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Imagine showing this video to Adolf Hitler.
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"How dare Mbappe call Mao a dictator! This is untrue! We shall respond by blocking him from Chinese TV!"
Kylian Mbappé has apologised for calling former Chinese leader Mao Zedong a “dictator”. The Real Madrid footballer lost several lucrative deals with Chinese brands after his comment, made during an interview in March, went viral this week. China has also suspended all La Liga broadcasts as a result. @MaloneBarry tells @AaronBastani on Novara Live that China is “aggressively” pushing back on people who criticise it to set an example for other people with financial interests in the country.
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And John Prescott rests happily in his grave
🚨WATCH: Chancellor John Healey downs a pint
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If your wondering what Nigel considers a good budget, it was Liz Truss' mini budget
I will be discussing Labour’s disastrous budget and everything they won’t tell you on GB News at 7pm.
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Right wing parties watching Trump just deny losing in 2020
הליכוד: הבחירות במדינת ישראל נגנבו על ידי מפלגות ערביות שתומכות בטרור ובחיסול המדינה היהודית באמצעות עבירות פליליות חמורות של שוחד, איומים, אלימות, זיופים ושימוש בתוכנות אסורות להמרצת מצביעים. מפלגת הליכוד מעבירה למשטרה, לשב״כ ולוועדת הבחירות מאות עדויות וראיות על גניבת בחירות בקלפיות ערביות רבות- אלפי מעטפות עם כסף מזומן ופתקי רע״ם, איומים ואלימות כלפי חברי הקלפי, ריבוי מצביעים מאחורי הפרגוד, הצבעות בזהות כפולה, פערים בין מספר המעטפות למספר המצביעים, שימוש בתוכנות המרצה אסורות ועוד. אנו דורשים מהמשטרה ומהשב״כ חקירה יסודית בגין גניבת הבחירות על ידי המפלגות הערביות ומיצוי הדין עם העבריינים. אנו דורשים מוועדת הבחירות התייחסות מיידית לחקירת העבירות הפליליות הללו שפגעו באופן קיצוני בטוהר הבחירות בישראל ובתוצאות הבחירות. זו פגיעה חמורה בדמוקרטיה הישראלית ובזכות הבחירה של אזרחי ישראל. גופי האכיפה מוכרחים לפעול ביד קשה ובאופן מיידי.
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Israelis will drive a tank into your city and complain when you use a building as cover
Hamas literally fights like rats LOL
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Why have I just gotten an ad for a snus with Tucker Carlson in it?
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I've been assured Israel isn't a racist apartheid country, so I'm sure the opposition will work with the Joint List to form a government and end Bibi's reign of terror, right?
Midgam/Chan12 Exit Poll 🔴Opposition Bloc: 52 🔵Netanyahu Bloc: 50 🟢Arab Parties: 18
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Congratulations Harry 👏🏻 To be the first Englishman in 25 years to win the Ballon d’Or is an extraordinary achievement. Thoroughly well deserved.
Good morning 😁
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Calvin Klein teases new campaign with Jude Bellingham.
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It’s time to rejoin the Labour Party. Please rejoin/join Labour & Momentum to defeat Reform, help determine the direction of Burnham’s Labour Party and build a socialist force in British politics.
Burnham has laid out a bold vision for Britain. Now, we must turn his vision into action. Socialists are already organising across our movement. But we need you. It’s time for a socialist Labour Party ready to deliver change. Join Labour. Join Momentum mtm.is/join
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its actually quite refreshing to have a PM whose embarrassing history involves raising money for charity, rather than burning £50 notes in front of homeless people and shagging pigs...
Andy Burnham's 'Strictly' dance video, found by #BBCBreakfast The PM said on TV show 'Gogglebox' for Stand Up To Cancer he has a "clang of anxiety" when discussing dancing - after taking part in a charity event for the Rob Burrow centre for MND bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm3w…
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Is The Telegraph … finally healing under new ownership?
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Number of right-wing dictatorships overthrown by "useless" voting in the last 10 months: 2 Number of right-wing regimes overthrown by communist revolution in the last 10 years: 0
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What makes this depressing is that it theoretically met NIMBY criteria. Aesthetic, built with local stone, provides cheap groceries during a cost-of-living crisis. All built *literally* on an empty grass field. But, no dice. They don't actually want to build anything at all.
Planning Application for a Lidl superstore on the London Road, Bath REFUSED
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blaming the voters is always a sign of clever political strategy
the British elector is utterly servile to the 2 party system
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I'm dreading a snap election. We've got 3 more years in this Parliament, no reason to risk it all when it could go catastrophically wrong.
If this polling lead can survive the upcoming budget, then we're getting a snap election. Very little doubt in my mind at this point.
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‘BACK into freedom of movement with the EU’ The UK was never part of the Schengen Agreement. That’s something the ‘shadow home secretary’ should know.
🚨 Andy Burnham has said he is open to taking Britain BACK into freedom of movement with the EU. That means 450 million people will be able to move to the UK, with no powers to stop them. Plus anyone in the world who can get their hands on citizenship of ANY EU country. Burnham is determined to open the floodgates and overwhelm Britain. He MUST be voted out!
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The UK is going normal again... (This would likely be a massive Labour landslide again)
UK (GB), Ipsos poll: LAB-PES: 32% (+5) CON-ECPA: 24% (+3) REFORM-*: 20% (-3) LDEM-ALDE: 9% (+1) GREENS-G/EFA: 8% (-5) SNP-EFA: 3% (-1) RESTORE-*: 3% PC-EFA: 0% (-1) +/- vs. 10-15 September 2026 Fieldwork: 15-22 October 2026 Sample size: 1,100 ➤ europeelects.eu/uk
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