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armchair sports fan, very amateur assistant theatre person, community shop helper, cycles, gyms, runs a bit

Bristol
Joined October 2009
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Every time I read an obituary I think, this is lovely but I wonder if these things were actually said to the person when they were alive. Give the compliment, say how you feel, tell them. If you don’t believe in an afterlife as I don’t it’s no use once they’re dead.
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Gillian Keegan's 'f***ing good job' rant as an EastEnders cliffhanger
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FULL-TIME | Wrexham AFC 3-1 Manchester United! 🔴⚪ #WxmAFC | #WxmUSTour
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I tried to use my @tastecard at @DownsCafe today. Not honoured by the cafe, said that they’d never had any contact with you! Any comment? @bemoreboundless
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Not #chod but a fantastic car
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Hollywood couldn't write a better script ✨ The most anticipated match in @TheVanaramaNL history as @Wrexham_AFC took on Notts County in a title decider. 🎥 #NoFilter captures the moment @BenFoster's 97th minute penalty save sent @VancityReynolds and @RMcElhenney wild.
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The council would like to apologise to Mr. & Mrs. Sump for shooting down their hot air balloon today in the mistaken belief that they are Chinese spies. They were in fact celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary. They are recovering in the scout hut with a large scotch. Sorry.
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UPDATE: Who got back in the shortest time? 1) Pete on his bike 2) Elliot in the car 3) James on the e-scooter 4) Chris on the bus 5) Sacha on the train
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It’s the @BBCRB #CommuterChallenge this morning!! 🚘Car = @elliotdarby 🚌Bus = @ChrisArnoldInc 🚆Train = Sacha Bigwood 🚲Bike = @SimsonPete 🛴E-Scooter = @mistercraig Who will get from Bristol Parkway to BBC Bristol in the shortest time? 📻bbc.co.uk/radiobristol – at Bristol, England
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In a @marksandspencer cafe this morning. An americano please. Would you like alternative blend? No thanks std for me, by the way is it more expensive? Yes. I think you should tell people that when you offer it. We’ve been told not to. IMO a bit naughty
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Unbearable tension will Wrexham fc be first on MOTD?
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In these dark days, it's important to retain your sense of humour. Merry Christmas!!
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Not enough time to redecorate the flat 🤷‍♂️
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IMO this is a great tasting beer and has changed my opinion of low/ no alcohol beers, although I was a Kaliber casualty #adnams
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Starbucks M54, 5 staff chatting behind counter, tables need clearing & cleaning, litter on floor! #Starbucks
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#OnThisDay in 1974, the humble genius Bob Paisley became Liverpool manager 📅 A true Reds legend ❤️
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They're getting a crash course in football club ownership. From Rob McElhenney and Ryan Reynolds comes FX’s Welcome to Wrexham, an Original documentary series, streaming 25 August on #DisneyPlusZA
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Shopping in a supermarket today. 3 items charged @ 25% more than the advertised price, when challenged, ‘we don’t have enough people to change the prices’ - check check check people