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armchair sports fan, very amateur assistant theatre person, community shop helper, cycles, gyms, runs a bit

Bristol
Joined October 2009
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Every time I read an obituary I think, this is lovely but I wonder if these things were actually said to the person when they were alive. Give the compliment, say how you feel, tell them. If you don’t believe in an afterlife as I don’t it’s no use once they’re dead.
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Gillian Keegan's 'f***ing good job' rant as an EastEnders cliffhanger
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FULL-TIME | Wrexham AFC 3-1 Manchester United! 🔴⚪ #WxmAFC | #WxmUSTour
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Hollywood couldn't write a better script ✨ The most anticipated match in @TheVanaramaNL history as @Wrexham_AFC took on Notts County in a title decider. 🎥 #NoFilter captures the moment @BenFoster's 97th minute penalty save sent @VancityReynolds and @RMcElhenney wild.
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The council would like to apologise to Mr. & Mrs. Sump for shooting down their hot air balloon today in the mistaken belief that they are Chinese spies. They were in fact celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary. They are recovering in the scout hut with a large scotch. Sorry.
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UPDATE: Who got back in the shortest time? 1) Pete on his bike 2) Elliot in the car 3) James on the e-scooter 4) Chris on the bus 5) Sacha on the train
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It’s the @BBCRB #CommuterChallenge this morning!! 🚘Car = @elliotdarby 🚌Bus = @ChrisArnoldInc 🚆Train = Sacha Bigwood 🚲Bike = @SimsonPete 🛴E-Scooter = @mistercraig Who will get from Bristol Parkway to BBC Bristol in the shortest time? 📻bbc.co.uk/radiobristol – at Bristol, England
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In these dark days, it's important to retain your sense of humour. Merry Christmas!!
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#OnThisDay in 1974, the humble genius Bob Paisley became Liverpool manager 📅 A true Reds legend ❤️
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They're getting a crash course in football club ownership. From Rob McElhenney and Ryan Reynolds comes FX’s Welcome to Wrexham, an Original documentary series, streaming 25 August on #DisneyPlusZA
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Part 10 of the Downing Street lockdown parties: Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak have been fined after the police concluded they had broken the law. Produced Michael Cox and Adelle Kalakouti. bbc.co.uk/news
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The Prime Minister has apologised for being caught and has not taken responsibility for what happened in Downing Street. He and the Chancellor are not delivering for Britain on many fronts including the Brexit cost of living crisis we face. They have my 0% backing.
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It is extraordinary the Prime Minister has confirmed the police said he broke the law. That's the first time any sitting PM has been sanctioned for lawbreaking. It is even more extraordinary that he is expecting to be able to tough it out. spectator.co.uk/article/bori…
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If the Prime Minister didn't know a birthday party was violating his own fucking lockdown rules maybe it's not a great idea to have him in charge of a country during a fucking war
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"What happened in Downing Street." What Truss? What happened in Downing Street? Spell it out. Describe it. What did happened in Downing Street while the rest of us were cowed into subservience by your boss? What was it that happened? Say what happened.
The Prime Minister has apologised and taken responsibility for what happened in Downing Street. He and the Chancellor are delivering for Britain on many fronts including on the international security crisis we face. They have my 100% backing.
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The moment you’ve been waiting for! Enjoy… #WxmAFC
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A sadly all too familiar sight after a sunny weekend Come on, Bristol. We’re better than this.
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"I once injured my own goalkeeper which led to a goal"
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