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#COP26 has failed
WE MUST ACT NOW!
Become a CARBON CAPTURE scheme by simply placing a plastic bag over your mouth as you breathe out CO2. Squeeze the bag into a barrel & when the barrel is full, drop it into an old well or bury it in the garden.
More: tinyurl.com/7h9mxzkf
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I like this. Thunberk reveals that what it's really about is always being ahead of the curve of whatever the latest millennial angst doomloop is. This is why she's such a successful mimetic parasite.
These people are burning our money.
Why?
To look good at international shindigs.
It’s disgusting.
✅£12 billion for two major UK offshore wind farms, powering millions of homes and supporting thousands of jobs.
Minister for Climate Transition Katie White explains how we’re building clean energy at home and accelerating the global transition at #COP31.
@SkyNews👇
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Palestinian protestors demand apartheid and segregation.
#BeKind
Government sponsors active disinformation campaigns.
They don’t even hide it.
spectator.com/article/why-is…
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As the Energy Independence Bill comes before Parliament with its drilling ban, MPs and Peers may wish to consider the new @OEUK_ Supply Chain report which finds that just 35% of the 60 companies surveyed are confident about their UK business outlook over the next 12 months, while 8 in 10 expect a greater share of future investment and growth overseas
OEUK has identified £123 billion of potential UK offshore energy capital investment between 2026 and 2035. These projects are not guaranteed to go ahead
The risk is that investment, skilled jobs and equipment go overseas as companies pursue firmer workloads and stronger returns
@Miatsf @mgshanks @AndrewBowie_MP @ClaireCoutinho @harrietc @ColinMoynihanUK @drlukeevans @ashley7fox @TiceRichard @cmackinlay @DavidGHFrost @mattwridley @Iromg @AllisonPearson @MerrynSW @EdConwaySky @mattotele @jonathan_leake @afneil @julietsamuel @energygovuk
oeuk.org.uk/global-demand-fo…
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🚨🇵🇱Hero police officer from Krakow, Poland, Artur Morański, has just been taken off the ventilator.
He is fully conscious and breathing on his own, with his wife constantly by his side.
God bless this brave young man and his family.
No country is following your mindless ‘transition leadership’.
No-one.
They don’t care.
The successful countries are laughing at your stupidity. Check out that one called 🇨🇳 China.
When they hear you talk, they think we are just suckers.
As #COP31 begins, my message is clear: no country can tackle the climate crisis alone.
Britain will work with countries around the world to tackle the climate crisis, while leading a transition at home that brings down bills, creates jobs and protects our communities.
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Like really important stuff
For the many UK politicians @UKLabour and journalists @BBC who don't know anything about UK trade, here are the highlights:
1. The UK is now predominantly a service exporter. 57% of UK exports are services, which are not affected by EU 'red tape'.
2. UK goods exports have dropped from almost 70% of our total exports in 1997 to just 43% in 2025. This trend began long before Brexit and is tied to Net Zero mandates, high UK energy prices, and EV mandates.
3. Machinery and transport goods, such as cars and aircraft parts, are 42% of all UK goods exports. This is by far the UK's largest export sector, although it is also falling. It was 50% of UK exports in 2000. But if the UK joins the EU's CBAM, companies in this sector will see their imported material costs rise, making their exports even less competitive.
4. Chemicals are the UK's second-largest export sector. They account for 19% of UK goods exports, but this share is shrinking due to UK and EU energy costs and Net Zero regulations. These will increase if the UK joins the EU ETS.
5. Miscellaneous Manufactures account for 11% of UK goods exports. This is still the UK's third-largest export sector, even though it includes many goods the UK no longer makes because of our high Carbon taxes, which will increase if the UK signs up to the EU's even higher ETS on November 20th.
6. Fuels account for 9% of UK exports. This is still the UK's 4th largest goods export sector, even though the current and previous governments are/were trying to destroy it with bans on new exploration and ultra-high taxes.
7. Material Manufactures account for 8% of UK goods exports. This sector includes iron, steel, aluminium, ceramics, and glass manufacturing - industries that have gone, or are going, out of business in the UK because of high UK energy costs, which will rise if the UK joins the EU ETS.
8. These five sectors make up almost 90% of UK exports. The other 5 industry sectors are insignificant. But the government and our journalists think the UK is New Zealand and that the only goods we export are food and live animals to the EU. We don't! UK food and live animal exports to the EU were just 1.3% of the UK's total exports.
9. The government is about to sacrifice all of the export industries listed above to slightly reduce the IMPORT costs of a handful of Supermarkets, at least two of which are privately owned German companies.
These savings will not be passed on to UK shoppers because the government has also increased wages again, and supermarket energy costs will increase if we join the EU's ETS.
10. UK exports of food and live animals will not increase because we are paying farmers to not produce them, this has nothing to do with EU red tape. Instead we are paying farmers to plant trees and wildflowers or plaster their farmland with solar panels. (54% of UK electricity is coming from gas today, 12% from solar and 3% from wind.)
11. Write to your MP and tell him to #StoptheReset.
If you don't stop this, don't complain when all of our goods export industries have closed because of EU higher carbon taxes, EU higher carbon import tariffs, and the cost of complying with the EU's new packaging and process regulations.
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Saturday 28th November
Knaresborough Working Men’s Club
For the rebels, the sceptics, the free thinkers and those who dont follow the herd.
Join us for stand-up comedy that doesn't lecture, doesn't censor and doesn't ask permission.
Come and have a laugh.
🎟️👉 tinyurl.com/2s3ke8fd
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Upcoming gigs 👇
10th Nov. London
@GeoffNorcott
🎟️👉 tinyurl.com/mwf3vh8b
28th Nov. Knaresborough
@PosthillDanny
🎟️👉 tinyurl.com/2s3ke8fd
8th Dec. London
@marybourkecomic & Bobby Davro
🎟️👉 tinyurl.com/bde2cx72
11th Dec. Leeds
@LeoKearse
🎟️👉 fatso.ma/f6tzq
Where shall we send the invoice Sir Lenny?
Sir Lenny Henry should pay reparations spectator.com/article/sir-le…
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An astounding lack of knowledge from Eagle on the state of rivers, and she's the head of DEFRA! And more vibes based policy from this Government in response.
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Think freely. Laugh loudly. Offend occasionally.
Stand-up comedy for people who don't follow the herd.
Come and join us in London, Leeds & Knaresborough
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Pension fund trustees have a responsibility to manage their fund in a way that maximise returns.
Is this political interference an illegal attempt to divert pension fund trustees from their responsibilities?
Can the Pensions Regulator step in?
Thanks Clive.
Birmingham City Council, the largest Council in Europe, passed a motion yesterday to address divestments when it comes to war crimes. Our Government needs to take similar bold steps!
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