The Costume Designer in the room just un-bit their tongue.
Hell.
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Anonymous Costumer retweeted
You've given me no details about what you need, or when, and can't talk on the phone, but send you a quote? Sure. Right away. Asshole.
I just bashed together a tank dress, and I admit my finishing was pretty sloppy. But that's what these extra Forever 21 tags are for.
The Law Of Diminishing Returns: When the clerk at Aldo gets suspicious of your frequent returns and exchanges.
Sometimes, when it looks like I'm taking notes in your fitting, all I'm writing is "Stop making work for me....stop making work for me"
'Yoga Pants are Ruining Women' and Other Style Advice From Fran Lebowitz elle.com/fashion/personal-st… via @ElleMagazine
Don't tell me there aren't any costumes. Unless the actors are naked for the duration of the show, that simply isn't true.
I'm working with someone who's process is pretty much exactly like this (spoiler alert: they're Dudley) m.youtube.com/watch?v=ggDN5v…
Anonymous Costumer retweeted
Every time I see these, all I can think is "uncircumcised boots". That's right - foreskin boots. You're welcome.
You'll find this in the 'What The Damned Hell?!?' Department. zara.com/ca/en/man/shirts/cr…
I'm pretty sure the guy at H&M thinks he's living in Groundhog Day because I keep showing up and buying the same shirt every damned day.
Oh, Mr Actor, you have yet another note on your tshirt-and-jeans costume? *takes out invisible notepad & pen* okay, go ahead. I'm listening.
Lucy (2014)
A young woman gradually gains access to 100% of her brain cells, but still can’t walk in stilettos.
Oh yay! Crop tops are back! The best part is how totally wearable they are for most of the population.