Anonymous Costumer retweeted
You've given me no details about what you need, or when, and can't talk on the phone, but send you a quote? Sure. Right away. Asshole.
Anonymous Costumer retweeted
Every time I see these, all I can think is "uncircumcised boots". That's right - foreskin boots. You're welcome.
Anonymous Costumer retweeted
Tables are the jeans of set design. You can never find exactly the right one.
Anonymous Costumer retweeted
If anyone needs me, I'll be buried under this giant pile of all the things we have to build this summer. #nosleeptilaugust
Anonymous Costumer retweeted
You've been trying to decide how to tell me you've hired someone else? How long do I wait before I tell you I made sure I was busy, anyway?
Anonymous Costumer retweeted
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Anonymous Costumer retweeted
Oh, you need to measure my inseam? Hold on, let me move my ball-sack for you.
Anonymous Costumer retweeted
Theatre companies. You are either inviting me to your show, or you're asking me to buy a ticket. Emails that "invite" me to pay $50 are BS.
Anonymous Costumer retweeted
I don't care what they did in (previous production). This isn't (previous production). This is (our production). #anonymity












