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An anonymous Lighting Technician working in Theatre. Events will be embellished for your viewing pleasure.

Joined February 2012
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Tonight my 3 year old decided to take himself to the toilet without assistance or telling us or us hearing on the monitor. The bathroom looked like a family of poo emojis had been massacred.
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There are now 35 people sat at the @Argos_Online collection point and only 1 person behind the counter. A riot is brewing.
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OK. Which idiot cooked fish in the green room.
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Friend: How was your day? Me: Classical Musicians Friend: Enough Said. #techieproblems
I do not understand how someone who has worked in this industry full time for so long can be so completely clueless.
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It must be some kind of universal law that if there is a get out following a show, that show must go up late. #techieproblems
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Replying to @duncan_jl
.@duncan_jl @ld122 yeah i have absolutely never stood on the handrails to focus a light before.....promise.
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Replying to @ld122
.@ld122 yeah, just wait until you have to try and use it with a set in place.
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Drank so much coffee today, even the voices in my head have the shakes.
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Someone has taken away my @ETCInc GIO and replaced it with an ion... I have no idea where any of the bloody buttons are.
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You know when you are selecting someone for a job based on availability instead of skill set that its going to go well. #techieproblems
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When remounting a show you have done sooo many times, you open the truck doors and remember why you said never again.... Yeah that.
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Pretty much sums up the fast approaching Panto Season.
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Don't you just love it when someone throws you under the bus to mask their incompetence and cowardice for accepting their own wrong doing.
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Ok, i have not had enough coffee to deal with this many screaming kids at this ungodly time of day. #techieproblems
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The cast are acting like fucking pretentious children, its like a geriatric nursery school here today.
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Say what you like about the NHS, but if you want a form loosing TWICE then they are unsurpassed at excellence.