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AnonymousLX

@AnonymousLX

An anonymous Lighting Technician working in Theatre. Events will be embellished for your viewing pleasure.

Joined February 2012
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If some of these terrorists sneaked into France via Greece as fake refugees, that doesn't make them refugees. It makes them terrorists.
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If one more person sends me a link to the sodding @GaffGun i'm going to beat them around the head with my @LeMarkGroup covered spike board.
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Any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself and try hard enough.
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It's not the fault of the actors that they can't compete with the set, which gives the most animated performance of the night.
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Someone just suggested that my ASMs learn the song so they can sing along while changing sets. I give up. #smproblems
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Spending the day using sandpaper by hand <<< #TechieProblems
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Rachel@whiteroserach11 Jun 2013
Dear ETC, please recall all Congo desks, and have a ritual burning.
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Dont hit go until the sm says GO or you will be in a lot of trouble.
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James@mrfazj13 May 2013
Touring Company made me a Birthday 'Crown' techie style, with parcan frame and gaffa and red gel. #techieproblems
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Has anyone ever actually used a whole roll of electrical tape without it going missing when youre half way through the roll? #techieproblems
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James@mrfazj11 Jan 2013
I love the fact that one of the kids in the 'old mcdonald' songsheet picked the dame as her animal.
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James@mrfazj27 Dec 2012
Panto = Really messed up version of Groundhog Day
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James@mrfazj24 Nov 2012
The dead man is breathing far to much to be dead..
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James@mrfazj17 Nov 2012
Well the snow machines work then.
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Actors, my first responsibility is to make sure you are safe. Making you happy is my second. #Priorities #TechieProblems
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James@mrfazj28 Jun 2012
Found this in the lx box at work, now I see the Chief Lx in a whole new light. yfrog.com/oe55689892j
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James@mrfazj26 Jun 2012
Do we think its mean to get work experience to re-solder a socapex?
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James@mrfazj19 Jun 2012
Tonight's show may contain flashing lights: There are 9 Atomics in the Rig, I'm pretty damn sure there will be flashing lights.
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James@mrfazj13 Jun 2012
8am start to rig 2.5 tonnes of lighting equipment. Why do I get the feeling tomorrow is going to hurt.
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