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Fornicate about and become learned.

Alberta, Canada
Joined March 2009
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in hindsight, perhaps it was a bad idea to build an entire global economy around whether one man would be faithful to his wife
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Oof. Sounds like Danielle Smith didn’t get the reception she’d hoped for at a Calgary Legion this Remembrance Day.
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“The office for Dale Nally, the minister of red tape reduction, says the husband of his chief of staff paid his own expenses. But documents obtained by the Opposition NDP indicate Gary Davidson didn’t reimburse his share of group transportation costs” edmonton.citynews.ca/2026/11…
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I’m old enough to remember when one company owning all of this was called a monopoly and was illegal.
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Best we can offer
The Ice Hockey Federation of Russia has requested that the IIHF guarantee their participation in the 2027 IIHF World Junior Hockey Championships or move the tournament away from Canada. #IIHF
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I love when a broken plan comes together #LetsGoOilers
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Love the ads for how Albertans are going to save on auto insurance, which fails to mention two things. First that the savings are nowhere near the ~21% that insurance went up in the last five years and secondly, that motorcycle insurance costs are doubling. #abpoli
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John, we wash our hands because we touch our dicks to pee, not because we piss all over our fingers. How are you 74 years old and still confused about this?
John Kennedy: "A smart man washes his hands after he urinates. A wise man doesn't urinate on his hands."
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What tactical genius decided to run a pick on Trent Frederic... #LetsGoOilers
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No. You're not imagining it. #ABPoli #ABHealth
Join us live today as the government of Alberta announces major investments to expand urgent care services and improve health care access across the province. nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/2WXEJJEOY…
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UnitedHealth made over $6 billion in profit in just 3 months. Reportedly denying about 1 in 3 claims. You paid your premium. They denied your claim. They kept your money. Then they called it a "record quarter." And it's all legal.
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Where's all the @alberta_ucp people screaming about transparency and ethics now? #abpoli @ABDanielleSmith and @BrianJeanAB going to be retweeting this one with overwrought angst?
Replying to @kyall
Receipts:
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They’ve only been in power 7 years and having done nothing but cancel hospitals, pave over a super labs, have their private dynalife venture go bust, and fire 4 CEOs, all costing us billions with the worst health care service in ever
Notice how they've waited until now to even both starting this process? They'll use this as evidence of their efforts over the next election and then scale or pull back if they win.
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Who let the Kool-aid guy drive the zamboni?
Buddy sent this in a group chat. Bad night at the arena in Perth.
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Saying plans for APP and an Alberta police force were 'NDP lies' during the campaign and then immediately getting to work on them... Giving renewables a six-month pause without warning, while still doing nothing about orphan wells or oil companies not paying taxes...
Can someone do a tally for all the corruption Albertans have endured financially under the UCP? Referendumb, Tylenol scandal, AHS Scheme, licence/License plate grift, booze cruises, environmental deregulation, attacks on Aish and the most vulnerable of our society…..it’s endless
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Elmo flat-out lying and committing securities fraud yet again. Fact: The 1.8 million deposits on the Cybertrucks was a myth. He claimed they were going to sell 250,000 of them per year, and he sold 70,000 of them in 4 - over 20% of which HE HIMSELF BOUGHT via $SPCX meaning he sold a grand total of about 56,000 of them. To put this in perspective, Ford sold more F-series pickup trucks IN OCTOBER than Tesla sold Cybertrucks in FOUR YEARS. Biggest lemon of a car ever and he's a sleazy salesman trying to dump it on you with FOMO.
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OH MY GOD DEVON LEVI 🤯 #LetsGoOilers
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Alison Redford was forced to resign over taking her daughter on government aircraft Dale Nally takes a buddy on a 5 day bourbon distillery crawl in Kentucky on our dime and the UCP thinks its fine #abpoli #ableg
Dale Nally's booze cruise just gets worse! It appears that Nally brought the husband of his Chief of Staff (who coincidentally ran for an imaginary senate position) on the booze cruise. But it actually gets more bizarre! /1
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You were concerned enough about Calgary water pipes to launch an independent inquiry, but not concerned enough about MHCare and actual fraud to launch an independent public inquiry? #abpoli
Alberta’s government has released an independent inspection report into the City of Calgary’s management of the Bearspaw South Feeder Main, and its findings raise serious questions. In 2016, while Naheed Nenshi was mayor, he and his chief of staff received a draft-final independent report identifying serious problems with Calgary’s water utility. Nenshi didn’t share the report with city council, which could have spared Calgarians from the chaos of repeated water main breaks and a substantial increase in their water rates. Nearly a decade later, Calgarians are paying the price: repeated water main breaks, water rates up more than 78%, and $1.1 billion in utility revenues directed into general city revenues. Naheed Nenshi needs to explain what he knew, when he knew it, and what actions he took. Calgarians deserve answers.
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Read this, seriously. Vinny is one of my favorite players to put on the orange and blues in recent memory, in no small part because he was an underdog and it was clear at his core, he was a human being with little hesitation to talk about his struggles and triumphs as a person and as a player.
"I was at a point where I was kind of questioning why I was here and why I was playing hockey.” Vincent Desharnais opens up about dealing with panic attacks, anxiety and depression, and how getting help changed his life. Free for all @TheStandardDC: thedistrictstandard.com/arti…
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