Head of security at Aperture Science. Has a fondness for stabbing. Flirty, but taken. [Portal RP] (av: https://nitter.gq/t.co/m22tfyILFl )
Aperture Security Dept.
Joined May 2011
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*gets the ping about Suse but decides tracking down the threat is more important* *does, however, send a request to @ApSciTiemann for a description of her attacker(s)*
Talking dogs and rabbits weren't bad enough, now we have a rampaging COW? Ugh, I really need to retire.
Never EVER trust a Shadow. I knew it. They're shady bastards. *checks to make sure she's alive and not dead*
I see @OEC_GLaDOS is at it again. nitter.gq/hottestsingles/status/…
((Going through the painstaking process of updating all my stupid accounts because kriff you twitter))
*gets distracted by someone with a wolf snout trying to lick himself and trips over @ApSciKatt* @ApSciPackrat