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Aperture Science

@ApScience

Aperture brings the best science to the consumer at an economical price.

 Ontonagon, Mi
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Joined April 2009
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Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? Okay look, we’ve both said a lot of things in the past that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us to remember the 10th anniversary of Portal 2. For Science. You monster.
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What, did the bean counters make you think we were going somewhere? We spend our time these days testing, not tweeting. There's always more science to do!
Matt Navarra (@MattNavarra) profile pictureMatt Navarra@MattNavarra26 Nov 2019
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Twitter will remove inactive accounts and free up usernames in December

Twitter will remove inactive accounts and free up usernames in December

Another chance at the username you’ve always wanted.

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Worldcon 75 on Twitter fb.me/1kv9x175C
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Indeed, you can witness the end of the world.
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DO NOT TRUST THE MANTIS MEN
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You'd really think there'd be more practical applications for a quantum space hole. Maybe they can use it down there in Flint.
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Not tragic, but informative still. fb.me/7zi57EG2I
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Is this the end? Hard to know. All of time and space has been mashed together, from my perspective. Yesterday,... fb.me/4Ip1qouES
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Is that you?... fb.me/416MsoEjA
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Portal Stories Mel - Trailer [60fps] fb.me/4at4U7mTT
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Where's my Olympus?
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You're still here? I thought you were all dead.
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Tyrion Lannister is killed by his father. Or not, maybe. Can't tell with this damned multiverse machine. Could go either way.
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If you're one of our "non-science-inclined" employees, we've got a special place for you. We call it "Fort... fb.me/3UPNp50TM

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If you're one of our "non-science-inclined" employees, we've got a special place for you. We call it "Fort Special." It's wild-west themed, and full of fun activities like arts and crafts, and...

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This Portal 2 Mod Lets You Play Against Yourself | Game|Life | WIRED fb.me/6u9gw2cG4
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"Impossible" is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been... fb.me/6Cav5vIBi
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Aperture prides itself on bringing the best product to the consumer at an economical price, be it a shower... fb.me/6zcRCpwPR
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I just want to let you know that you're all horrible employees. But I can't fire you, because it's tough to get... fb.me/3vnFbj5ED
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Employees, I'm proud to announce project FOCUS. "Future Operations Classifications Under Study." What would you... fb.me/1eA7rRw4w
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