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@Reuters30 Oct 2012
"Star Wars" episode seven will come out in 2015, Disney says
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Science isn't about why, its about WHY NOT! Why not build an assassin robot that kills whenever it hears soundtracks from 80's sitcoms?
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Jay Winger@Jay2KWinger15 May 2012
@Mjolonar @ApScience Would this make Wheatley the equivalent of that stupid @#$%ing paperclip thing in my word processing program? #Moron
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#WeShouldTryAndGetTheLongestHashtagTrendingSoNobodyCouldAddAnythingToItAndItWouldBeFunnyBecauseOfYoloAndAllOfThatShitSoRetweetThisAndTweetIt
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Timmzy27@Timmzy276 May 2012
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@ApScience I'm trying not to lick it asbestos I can.
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Eddy Whitaker@EddyWhitaker25 Apr 2012
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@ApScience the cake is not a lie gizmodo.com/5824306/portal-2…
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Trix Hunter@ApSciAssassin15 Apr 2012
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@ApScience It kicked off the Iceberg War. We're finally winning that one, though. #yayglobalwarming
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TwBirthday@TwBirthday15 Apr 2012
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@ApScience Happy 3rd TwBirthday! You've been around since 16 April 2009! twbirthday.com/ApScience/
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@ApScience I wish I could grow all sorts of extra organs and tissues for people who need them. In my own lab! #MyScienceWish
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Goat lord
@deadmau51 Apr 2012
tonights performance wardrobe for mau5 is a shirt, courtesy of Aperture Laboratories... the Junos, FOR SCIENCE!
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Rob 🎮@RobCovell31 Mar 2012
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@ApScience #ScienceIs as #ScienceDoes
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Eddsworld
@Eddsworld27 Mar 2012
youtube.com/watch?v=jkEvbOsr… On Sunday the 25th of March, Edd Gould passed away after a six year long battle with cancer. He will be greatly missed.
RIP Edd Gould (1988-2012)

RIP Edd Gould (1988-2012)

On Sunday the 25th of March 2012, Edd Gould passed away after a six...

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Trix Hunter@ApSciAssassin25 Mar 2012
((That's coloring with portals: is.gd/CEBDHd ))
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@ApScience I named my car GLaDOS. Surely that's worth a RT? Aperture Science for life! ^_^
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Rob 🎮@RobCovell8 Mar 2012
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@ApScience your supercomputer's been replaced by a potato? #blameblackmesa
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Trix Hunter@ApSciAssassin8 Mar 2012
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@ApScience If you say "Black Mesa" three times while looking in a mirror, does Science die?
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Xenomorph Nazi Punch@Vodstok27 Feb 2012
Potatoes are crunchy and delicious when fried, you are crunchy when fried. Still working on delicious. FOR SCIENCE. #potatofact
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Corvak@Corvak4 Mar 2012
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@ApScience There are no mistakes in science. Only unexpected results.
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CERN
@CERN2 Mar 2012
All on the #Higgs for (nearly) everyone. Find out in simple terms how the Higgs field, mechanism and Higgs boson work. quantumdiaries.org/2012/03/0…
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@ApScience I heard the Monkees referred to as the Black Mesa of music, which is rather unfair to the Monkees.
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