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Stay pondering.

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@Cusson85 thanks for everything, guy.
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Biddy Blas@thebiddyblas5h
Biddy is extremely hungover and recovering in a Bacta Tank
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He killed his wife. HE took it from him.
Thunderpig (@Thunderpig89) profile pictureThunderpig
@Thunderpig89Oct 30
This is what they took from him...
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Mark@AgingRanchHand21h
Skeleton Friend: On Halloween I can go out as myself and not get strange looks but then November comes around and I'm back to being an outcast Me *hiding two drum sticks behind my back because I was about to play a solo on his rib cage*: I reject bigotry in all its forms
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Alice@AliceinDClandOct 30
this discourse is always so funny to me because i'm not running marathons to impress you people. i'm running marathons to get the voices in my head to shut the fuck up. and those voices can read chip times.
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimesOct 29
From @TheAthletic: Is posting a faster marathon time on Strava rather than your official race result considered cheating? An online watchdog group is exposing runners over discrepancies in their times, but some athletes say they've faced harassment. nyti.ms/4A1pxNQ
“I think there is a major difference between cheating and posting the Strava time... I had achieved a huge personal feat after training hard all year. I won’t let the internet take it away from me.” - Charlie Winslade, a marathon runner, who said that his official chip time was over three hours, but his watch time had brought him in just under 2:58:28.

ALT “I think there is a major difference between cheating and posting the Strava time... 
I had achieved a huge personal feat after training hard all year. I won’t let the internet take it away from me.” - Charlie Winslade, a marathon runner, who said that his official chip time was over three hours, but his watch time had brought him in just under 2:58:28.

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j wynn@jnguyensanityOct 30
feeling like ba sing se
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Lisan al Gaib
@runfrommeplsOct 30
Always reread your favorite books at different stages of your life. The words never change, but your perspective does.
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Don't forget that the prequels start during a tariff crisis. Star Wars is really a story about the economy.
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Patrick Neve (@catholicpat) profile picturePatrick Neve
@catholicpatOct 30
"from my point of view, the jedi are evil"
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What do the results say? Not Strava, the results.
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimesOct 29
From @TheAthletic: Is posting a faster marathon time on Strava rather than your official race result considered cheating? An online watchdog group is exposing runners over discrepancies in their times, but some athletes say they've faced harassment. nyti.ms/4A1pxNQ
“I think there is a major difference between cheating and posting the Strava time... I had achieved a huge personal feat after training hard all year. I won’t let the internet take it away from me.” - Charlie Winslade, a marathon runner, who said that his official chip time was over three hours, but his watch time had brought him in just under 2:58:28.

ALT “I think there is a major difference between cheating and posting the Strava time... 
I had achieved a huge personal feat after training hard all year. I won’t let the internet take it away from me.” - Charlie Winslade, a marathon runner, who said that his official chip time was over three hours, but his watch time had brought him in just under 2:58:28.

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Cat Man@PaulNu5Oct 29
Diosito me la bendiga 🙏
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This famously stops after college
🤷‍♀️ (@ImLitAsfk) profile picture🤷‍♀️@ImLitAsfkOct 28
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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This is bait and I almost fell for it.
Ash (@ashwxrya) profile pictureAsh@ashwxryaOct 28
To spread some positivity, here are my favourite YA fantasy novels
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Gavin 🌲@Gavin2HellOct 29
Jets, since 2020: Wins over .500 teams: 12 Rookie of the Week Winners: 19
Zack Rosenblatt (@ZackBlatt) profile pictureZack Rosenblatt
@ZackBlattOct 29
In a shocking twist, a Jets player won Rookie of the Week again: Omar Cooper, two in a row.
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Reeducation through Ba Sing Se.
U.S. Department of Education (@usedgov) profile pictureU.S. Department of Education
@usedgovOct 29
There’s Magic in Learning 🪄
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This image is an AI recreation of an artwork done by @DevinElleKurtz and Devin further stated they did not give the U.S. Department of Education permission to use their artwork. x.com/DevinElleKurtz…
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one in a krillion@100geckozOct 29
“kill them with kindness” WRONG!!!! LIZARD ATTACK 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
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Tipo de criatura que vc vai encontrar em avatar e vão chamar de Camarão Galinha
Artrextino (@Artrextino_) profile pictureArtrextino@Artrextino_Oct 27
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Jets fandom is so funny because everyone thinks something else or a different direction is the objectively correct one like we’re the experts: get a young offensive mind, get a proven veteran, get a college coach, trade for one, bring back Rex, etc.
Peter Panagos (@PeteTheGreek13) profile picturePeter Panagos@PeteTheGreek13Oct 28
This is not hyperbole. This upcoming offseason is the single most important in Jets franchise history. They cannot be hesitant. Dump Glenn as soon as possible. Be the first team ready to get the head coach you need. The Jets more than any team need a head coach who is BIGGER than the franchise. Who is larger than life. That's part of the reason Rex worked so well for them. It should be a short list with maybe 5 names on it: Mike Tomlin Jon Gruden Curt Cignetti Brian Flores Jim Harbaugh
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Oh they gave you a pike? Yeah man that’s cool. Cool. Oh this? Yeah it’s my halberd. They decided I was halberd material I guess. But hey pikes are cool! You pike guys are the foundation you know?
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Joe Blewett
@Joerb31Oct 27
Let’s trade Garrett Wilson for a 1st round pick Then draft a first round WR and PRAY TO GOD they turn out to be…. Garrett Wilson wtf are we doing
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One of the bigger reasons why voting isn’t online.
Reuters (@Reuters) profile pictureReuters
@ReutersOct 27
BREAKING: A hacker is attempting to breach the US Federal Election Commission's systems and that agency has had to 'temporarily shut down' its web-facing services as a result, according to an email seen by Reuters reut.rs/4imQyUu
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