Mo’Allaahyiɗi
Nigeria
Joined June 2014
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Dovaogēdy retweeted
Udah sering ngingetin ini ke org” terdekatku, tp kadang banyak yg bebal. Emg org tuh gaakan kapok kl blm kejadian sendiri
Cowok gue masuk kamar mandi bawa HP. Eh, 45 menit kemudian dia teriak kenceng banget dari dalam. Pas gue gedor, mukanya pucat pasi. Dan pas gue lihat, air kloset udah merah penuh darah segar! Gue kira dia pendarahan lambung atau usus!
Langsung gue seret dia ke IGD malam itu juga. Di sana dia keringat dingin nahan perih di area "bawah". Pas dokter bedah selesai meriksa, beliau nanya satu hal yang bikin cowok gue nunduk malu sekaligus ketakutan.
"Masnya kebiasaan banget ya nongkrong di kloset bawa HP sampai setengah jam lebih buat scrolling sosmed?"
Dokter ngehela napas panjang, terus ngebeberin fakta anatomi yang bikin gue ikutan merinding, karena gue juga sering gitu!
Katanya, dudukan kloset duduk bikin postur otot panggul kita kendor. Gaya gravitasi bakal narik seluruh beban tubuh ke satu titik, yaitu pembuluh darah di sekitar rektum (dubur). Ditambah lagi, kita sering ngeden keras karena posturnya kurang pas.
Karena asyik main HP dan lupa waktu, darah numpuk dan kejebak di pembuluh darah bawah itu. Akhirnya pembuluhnya bengkak ekstrem, pecah, dan keluar jadi benjolan berdarah.
Dalam dunia medis, ini namanya hemoroid akut (ambeien pecah). Pantes aja darahnya netes banyak banget!
Yang bikin gue pucat, dokter bilang, "Kalau kebiasaan ini diterusin, benjolan ususnya bisa turun keluar semua (prolaps) dan mati jaringan. Satu-satunya jalan harus operasi potong rektum!"
Gila, ngebayangin dubur dipotong cuma gara-gara main HP?!
Balik dari RS, aturan keras di rumah: DILARANG bawa HP ke WC!
Menurut kalian, kebiasaan main HP sambil BAB ini masih sering dianggap sepele nggak sih?
Dovaogēdy retweeted
The way these arewa doomsday peddlers piss me off eh, tun kafin uwarku tasan za'a haife ta balle ta dau cikinku society dinmu ke existing and it'll continue to exist till God's will is fulfilled. "aka raba Ƙasar nan Kudu zamu koma", ku koma uwar Kudu ma mana wa zai riqe ku.
Dovaogēdy retweeted
Very useless people. You’d think they are actually rushing to do something useful, but no, it’s just brazen impunity. A very useless country!!
4 students, one other lady k+lled as Niger gov’s convoy allegedly rams into their car
Five people, including four male students and a young woman, have lost their lives in a fatal road crash involving a vehicle in Niger State Governor Mohammed Umaru Bago’s convoy in Minna.
The accident occurred on Monday around Gidan Mangoro along the Minna–Bida Road when a Hilux van travelling with the governor’s convoy collided head-on with a Peugeot 206.
The Peugeot was being driven by a woman identified as Mrs Nafisa, who d+ed at the scene. She was said to be an NGO staff member, Programme Manager at Labspace and founder of Wosh Mart Service Ltd.
According to a resident, Abdullahi Musa, the crash happened at about 11:35am while Governor Bago and his team were returning from Bida, where they had paid a condolence visit to the Etsu Nupe and Chairman of the Niger State Council of Traditional Rulers, Alhaji Yahaya Abubakar, over the death of Sagi Nupe Hajia Aisha.
The occupants of Nafisa’s vehicle were suspected to be postgraduate students of the Federal University of Technology, Minna.
Musa said, “The people in the private car d+ed instantly, while those in the government Hilux sustained serious inj¥ries with the driver dying on the spot.”
He stated that the crash resulted from wrongful overtaking by the convoy vehicle, adding that the Peugeot was on its lane when the Hilux crashed into it.
A staff member of Minna General Hospital said three victims d+ed at the scene, while two others later succumbed to inj¥ries. Some inj¥red victims were reportedly transferred to IBB Specialist Hospital for further treatment.
One occupant of the Hilux, identified as a former Niger State local government council chairman, suffered leg fractures but survived.
FRSC Sector Commander Aishat Sa’adu confirmed the crash, while police spokesperson SP Wasiu Abiodun said the incident was under investigation.
“The accident occured this morning and we are investigating it,” Abiodun said.
Dovaogēdy retweeted
Since the government doesn’t care about us at all and allows these animals to keep terrorising us, it is high time we protected ourselves. When you look at this closely, we too, as a community, are enablers of some of our own plights.
We cannot keep being cowards. How can a few people terrorise an entire community? What happened to what we were doing before? Where are our vigilante groups? The Civilian JTFs?
Wallahi if we start giving back the energy, they wouldn’t continue entering our communities like it’s a walk in the park.
We really need to start protecting ourselves and fight these people back. Our Masu Anguwa and Hakimai need to stand up and start preaching the gospel. This cannot keep happening. These people cannot keep holding us to ransom.
Would you rather protect yourself, or stand back, be humiliated, probably killed, raped and flogged, or pay a 30 million naira ransom that you probably don’t have?
It’s really high time we get solutions for ourselves!
Dovaogēdy retweeted
🚨 MILLENNIUM CITY AGAIN! WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END?
Gunmen reportedly invaded Nurus Suraj Estate last night, abducting an unconfirmed number of residents.
Seems Tinubu’s campaign poster more deserving of security than the lives of Nigerians. Posters are protected,
Dovaogēdy retweeted
🚨 MILLENNIUM CITY AGAIN!
Nurus Siraj Estate in Millennium City, Kaduna, was attacked last night, with an unconfirmed number of people reportedly abducted.
How many more attacks must occur before decisive action is taken? The people of Millennium City cannot continue to live at the mercy of bandits!
@ubasanius @PoliceNG @DHQNigeria @OfficialDSSNG @officialABAT
Dovaogēdy retweeted
The famous John Maynard Keynes, arguably the father of government intervention, is reported to have said: "When facts change, I change my mind, what do you do, sir?"
If future governments encounter different policy platforms, economic dynamics and information of facts, what then should they do? Economics isn't a science where the coordinates used by Yuri Gagarin remain relevant to Elon Musk's SpaceX. What worked in the 80s isn't working in the 2020s and may not work in the 2030s. To assume otherwise is bad use of knowledge — to quote Hayek.
