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A visionary of note. Inspiration gets my vote. Wear real estate coat. On building a city boat. Love any Rumi quote. Travel keeps me afloat.

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Joined August 2009
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BoknRoll@BoknRollJun 22
Siya Kolisi has been Bok captain longer than the last five UK Prime Ministers.
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greg
@greg16676935420Mar 24
It’s all Iran this and Israel that Well Iran out of coffee this morning and the struggle Israel
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mariana Z
@mariana057Mar 19
I invented a car that moves only when the driver is silent. It goes without saying…
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PUNS
@ThePunnyWorldMar 19
I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice. My gondolences.
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Michael de Villiers
@MikedotcozaMar 18
At this rate we might as well go back to 1986 and overturn Maradona's Hand of God against England.
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Andrew Day
@AKDay89Mar 13
At this rate the Trump administration will release the full unredacted Epstein files to distract from Iran.
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Verbal agreements involving R56 million, while here we are signing 50-page contracts for cellphones.
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Mark Cecchini, CFP®
@markcecchiniMar 3
Friendly reminder that buying stocks on a 2% down day when we are ~3% off the all time high in the S&P 500 is not “buying the dip”
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A man wants to deposit money at a Swiss bank... "How much do you want to deposit?" asks the bank employee. Whispers the man, "Three million." "You can speak up," says the bank clerk. "In Switzerland, poverty is not a disgrace."
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Doc Malik
@DocAhmadMalikMar 1
So let me get this right. The US can find and kill a leader of a foreign country halfway around the world. But they can't find any of the paedophiles and child traffickers from the Epstein list and arrest any of them in their own country?
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People Of The Internet
@PeopleOfTheInt19 Dec 2025
You deserve hope! 🫵
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Why do people want to come to a western country and create the same society that they fled from?
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RB@SMNK197215 Jul 2025
The amazing Faulu photographed running vertically down a tall tree in Masai Mara, Kenya. Credit to Jeffrey Wu
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The Vigilant Fox 🦊
@VigilantFox27 Mar 2025
Joe Rogan Guest Completely Shatters the Vaccine Narrative Everything you’ve been told is a lie—especially when it comes to polio. Dr. Suzanne Humphries, author of Dissolving Illusions, reveals what really made all those polio cases disappear after the vaccine was introduced. 🧵 THREAD
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Youssef El Manssouri
@yoemsri5 Mar 2025
China built an 'infinite energy' reactor while America argues about windmills. Their $1.3B breakthrough generates power for 60,000 years—using materials we throw away. What experts call 'the energy revolution that will reshape global power': 🧵
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Fidias Panayiotou
@Fidias025 Feb 2025
Why the EU should talk with Russia
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Ndaedzo Nethonzhe
@NdaedzoNN29 Jun 2024
We were never gonna win a T20 World Cup without a Cabinet. Where were we gonna put the trophy 🏆?
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Simon Brown
@SimonPB27 Jun 2024
Anybody notice our mens cricket team get into their first final ever .. while we have no sports minister ?! just saying ..
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ANN7 would have announced the president , deputy president and all ministers by last night … including the new barman of the Saxonwold Shebeen 😉😉🇿🇦🇿🇦
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Chester Missing@chestermissing13 Jun 2024
EFF will never be in a coalition with those DA racists!!! Tsek! Except for all the other times they were already in a coalition with those DA racists, but other than that never!
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