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my tweet will not be televised.

in the warmth of other suns
Joined April 2013
she allows the heritage of my tongue slowly sink into her DNA.
come out to the edge where it's quiet
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Nikini?
Maybe I’m not woke but I’d never understand inviting friends and family that don’t live with you into your matrimonial bedroom. I have never understood it and I probably never will.
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above all, what is of utmost importance is not to tweet, but to retweet what you've been conditioned to tweet.
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This is free massage nah. My back needs this oooo 😭😭😭😭😭
The test of Integrity. 😂😭😭
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I will always be grateful for Tomiwa's mum primary school mehn. The best of the best.
new parents, you see that your kid’s primary education? spend money on it.
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What a guy.
Zohran Mamdani is at it again with these Fox news hosts laughing in their faces and ready with his slick answers and incredible thoughtful answers 😂
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This guy. 😄😄😄😄
Zohran Mamdani is killing it every time he goes on Fox news and it must be so frustrating for them 😂
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War poems, A Level Literature
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by the way, Caicedo is a ridiculous baller.
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If you read this tweet once, you will think it's smart tweet. Read it twice and you will realise it is an unnecessary tweet. The owner of this tweet already hinted at and knows that Ronaldo played as a midfielder. Nedved, Camoranesi, Beckham are all RMF, but THAT CR7 isn't? 👍
I know I’ll end up writing about this properly one day. I keep seeing the same claim recycled online that “Ronaldo was a midfielder.” It always surprises me. Did you guys actually watch him, or has the line just been repeated so many times that it’s become accepted? I see it in arguments a lot. Ronaldo was never a midfielder and has never ever been a midfielder. In the early-to-mid 2000s, 4-4-2 was still the formation almost every team used, so wide players were routinely listed as RMF or LMF, please confirm this if you weren’t born then because recently I found out I was arguing with a boy born in 2009. The word “winger” was used less often than it is today. That doesn’t mean those players were midfielders in the modern sense. At Man United, Ronaldo lined up on the right (and sometimes left) of a 4-4-2 or 4-5-1. His job was to take on full-backs, beat them, and either cross or drive into dangerous areas. Crossing was more common then. He has always been an attacking wide player from the start. He was not a midfielder sitting deeper and recycling possession or dictating play, he has never been, why do yo guys push lies and all of a sudden people now use that in arguments that Ronaldo was once a midfielder. Calling him a midfielder because of how team sheets were written in the 4-4-2 era is mostly a semantic argument. By today’s positional language, he was a winger. The distinction matters when people try to use “he was a midfielder” as a way to downplay his goalscoring numbers from those seasons or to reframe his career. He was a wide attacker who later evolved into a more central forward. The formation labels of the era don’t change what he was actually doing on the pitch If this is what you mean by wide midfielder in your tweet, then I totally agree with you brother, but I have seen this term used in a way that tells a story about Ronaldo being an outright midfielder, he was never ever one. If anyone has spent large parts of games as a midfielder/playmaker, it’s Messi. I have put a video of Messi in the 2011 Champions League final. I can dare you to show me footage from that era till date where Ronaldo consistently occupied midfield positions like that for sustained periods, not just in transition. Meanwhile, I can show you 2026 Messi still doing what you can see in that 2011 video. Frame 2 in comments is typical of where Messi has operated for most of his career (up to the 2026 World Cup). He has spent long stretches deeper, linking play and creating, yet still averages more goals than Ronaldo. Messi has played 100s of games as the primary creator. He has often been the sole playmaker in his teams, combining chance creation with goalscoring. He was winning top-scorer awards while winning playmaker awards but yeah, you still prefer Ronaldo to him and now you’re killing Haaland. Ronaldo has a strong assist record, but he has never been a true playmaker who dictates tempo or sustains high chance-creation numbers the way Messi has. They’re not the same profile. Same way Kane and Haaland are different. Ronaldo’s game also shifted early at Real Madrid. By his second season (2010/11), the dribbles dropped as he prioritised goals and efficiency. You know how crazy Ronaldo is about numbers. Frame 3 in comments shows his dribbles per game in a season, you can clearly see the volume kept falling as the years went on. He became more of a pure goalscorer/poacher which is fine. My point is if you prefer Kane to Haaland, and criticising Haaland, why then do you prefer Messi to Ronaldo. Messi that does EVERYTHING for 20 years, he did not sacrifice any part of his game to focus on one part, so why? However, to be fair to many of you, it was the old version you guys fell in love with, let me hear your thoughts though.
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Alonso, I see what you are trying to do ooo, but i hope it works out sha ooo!!!
Your Chelsea side today! ✔️ #CFC | #SUNCHE
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The greatest. Even a handball comp for Ronaldo. Better than Magic, Olajuwon, Jordan, James, and Curry
ronaldo - handball player
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Beautiful
Nigeria claim the #U17WWC title. 🇳🇬🏆

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Cherki mehn. What a goal
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Its pidgin, You’ll have to take IPLTS to understand it tbh.
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a man of culture.
So my husband always smells amazing and lately I realized the scent has become very unique. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. It was sweet and familiar with an alluring and manly twist. Only one day to catch him blending my products with his.
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My best Eden Hazard game. Top 1.
Eden Hazard had a point to prove 😮‍💨
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A proper man.
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Cristiano Ronaldo does NOT want to play a farewell match for Portugal following his international retirement! 🇵🇹❌ The Portuguese Football Federation wants to organise a tribute for him, but Ronaldo has no intention of returning for one final match. A phone call between Ronaldo and Jorge Jesus, arranged through Pedro Proença, was planned for today but did not take place. Ronaldo no longer wants to speak to the national team coach. — @observadorpt
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