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Curmudgeon, Cynic, Lovable Ass Hole, Caveman & Well employed Baby

Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2009
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Mario Avocato retweeted
Imposing lockdowns was a one-dimensional solution, equivalent to using a jackhammer to drive in a nail. They prevented cancer screenings, heart-attack treatment, and substance-abuse counseling, and the damage done may be incalculable. #Election2020 bit.ly/33lmRNp
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While we're calling people out, can we take a moment to address what @bertkreischer has been doing to dogs for YEARS?! The man has had intimate relations with nearly every breed and it's disgusting. #BertFucksDogs
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Government wants people to wear masks? Make mask wearers tax exempt.
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Strong Link Found Between Watching Soccer, Being Incredibly Bored buff.ly/2YC2CIS
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You can’t eliminate state instituted racism with a government mandate. You CAN drastically reduce the chance of it effecting your life by reducing police interaction with the public. This can be done by repealing laws against non-violent crimes and infractions.
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Mario Avocato retweeted
Pennsylvania doctor says coronavirus becoming less severe, cases declining in number & intensity across his entire treatment area. Similar to what Italian doctor said earlier this week: pennlive.com/news/2020/06/up…
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Mario Avocato retweeted
60% of the United States population is under 50 years old. This means that based on current CDC guidelines the majority of US population is under greater danger of death from the seasonal flu than they are from the coronavirus. Yet many are still locked down. Absolute madness.
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Mario Avocato retweeted
Starting this week my podcast will be exclusively available outside a Walgreens where I am screaming. Thank you. Very excited.
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Today marks the lowest number of COVID-19 positive patients hospitalized in Georgia at 986. That’s down 34% since May 1st. These numbers are encouraging, but we must remain vigilant in our efforts to fight this virus. bit.ly/3geTz8K – at Atlanta, GA
Today marks the lowest number of COVID-19 positive patients currently hospitalized statewide (1,203) since hospitals began reporting this data on April 8th. Today also marks the lowest total of ventilators in use (897 with 1,945 available). We will win this fight together!
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Mario Avocato retweeted
Remember this fear porn on what would happen if Georgia opened up?
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Mario Avocato retweeted
Georgia has now been open for three weeks & cases, hospitalizations and deaths continue to decline. Why isn’t Georgia the number one story in America? Simple: because the news is good.
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#CancelTaxes until the #Covid_19 crisis is over.
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Woodstock Occurred in the Middle of a Pandemic – AIER aier.org/article/woodstock-o…
For once bald headed brothers are winning... all the rest of ya’ll strong hairline having a**es need a haircut 😂😂😂 ole caveman looking boi
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Epidemiologists give recommendations to politicians. Politician's give orders to citizens. Why not cut out the middle-man?
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The last administration you were a part of sent American soldiers overseas without a mission.
As president, I would never send an American soldier anywhere in the world without the equipment and protection they need. We should not do any less for the heroes on the front lines of the battle we’re in now.
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US confirmed Coronavirus cases are not double China’s cases. They are double what China REPORTED. There is a huge difference in those two sentences.
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Mario Avocato retweeted
See you all soon!
Over 1,200 people attend Louisiana church service, defying coronavirus ban: "We will continue" cbsn.ws/2UKOuuY
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