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Novelist. Cartoonist. Dreamer. #PostcardsToVoters

Michigan, USA
Joined June 2012
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You're that rich guy that stole from Welfare right?
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The single most important thing about the new weight-loss drugs is that they improve people's lives. If you doubt it, just ask them.
Replying to @DrNadolsky
"Appetite drives the bus." This is SO important. I shed 70 lbs using Semaglutide (I'm maintaining it too, I continue to take the meds.) If some rando thinks it's cheating, IDGAF. After/before:
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Look, I’ve had some pretty good tweets in my day, but this really is one of the greatest I’ve ever read.
Matt Gaetz is two white tigers and a life partner from having a Vegas act.
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A rock band is performing and the singer sees a kid with a banner asking to play guitar with them. The singer asks him: - Do you really know how to play guitar? - Yeah! - What's your favorite band? - Guns N' Roses What happens next is incredible.
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The real star of the #NFLDraft Finn
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morning dinner talk: let's have fish and some vegetables for dinner 3 pm: i want 1,000 buffalo wings
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Right now Lewiston, Maine, is still on lockdown because a mass shooter armed with an AR-15 is on the loose, terrorizing an entire community. Yet the “Guns Over People” caucus remains silent, enabling a crisis which claims thousands of lives a year. This is not “freedom.”
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WWMD. What Would Minnie Do?! 🍦 #SomeLikeItHotMusical
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we as a society don't talk enough about north & south (2004) tbqh
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I DESPERATELY need to know who is on the receiving end of all these phone calls!! While we wait for next week's #UnforgottenPBS, get my recap of this episode on @gbh now: wgbh.org/tv-shows/drama/2023…
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I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.
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Bottomless Mountain Dew from a red plastic cup. A personal pan pizza on a cast iron skillet the surface temperature of Venus. We lived like kings.
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Reading America Ferrera’s monologue in #Barbie before I go to bed every night like it’s my Bible
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Florida will teach middle school kids that slaves benefitted from slavery by learning job skills.
He wears his "personal benefits" of enslavement for all to see. Florida Students to Learn a 'Personal Benefit' of Slavery msn.com/en-us/news/us/florid…
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SCOTUS: We exist to defend rights for all people in America!! Students? SCOTUS: Except them LGBTQ people? SCOTUS: Except them Migrants seeking asylum? SCOTUS: Except them Women seeking healthcare? SCOTUS: Except them Then who? Rich white MAGAs rejected from Harvard. 😑
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“Oh yeah, but where’s the evidence vaccines work?” [Point to literally THOUSANDS of studies proving vaccines work.] “Hey, that science seems complicated. If you can’t explain it to me—a total fucking idiot—in the next ten seconds, then that means it’s not true.”
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