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If you had the strength to take another step, could you do it? | RTs a lot | 25 years of bad luck | he/him

Washington, USA
Joined November 2011
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I bring a sort of "I love to yap and have so much to say" Vibe to life that all the people I meet don't really like
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Motorcycles are so cool I wish they weren't death traps
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And yes they're a dealbreaker for me when it comes to relationships, I want to grow old with my partner so they can't be someone who's more likely to die in a horrific accident than anyone else on the road
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absurd animal
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she‘s so fall themed!!!!
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[guy who doesn’t know what arbitrarily means]: you don’t need to read books
There is nothing special about books. You can become arbitrarily smart without ever reading a book
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é tão pequeno que a roupa não coube
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oh man!!! i'm weighed down by world events and everyday stresses. how will i ever improve my mental health? the humble michael:
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just guys being dudes
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布団に乾燥機かけたら しあわせそうな猫が爆誕しました。
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📍 SF bay area Wilbur is looking for a special home. He is ~11 years old and recently had to lose both his left eye and left arm due to cancer. He is a sweet, gentle boy who just wants to snuggle and purr and loves soup. He is FIV+ but can still live with other cats.
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これはぬいぐるみを洗濯しようとして一箇所に集めてたらその中に入って寝た猫。洗濯は後回し。
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he’s trying to wake up but it’s not really working out
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외계묘
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We’ve been through this before
The main appeal of SCP was supposed to be in the same vein as shit like the Half-Life games or Men in Black but more horror-oriented and now it’s just stuff like this
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Colin Jost's wife Scarlett Johansson quit being an Oxfam ambassador because they didn't want her to promote the Israeli, West Bank-based, SodaStream, so she chose the $$$ instead of Oxfam
SNL Weekend Update on El-Sayed and Schumer Colin Jost: If I had just gone through the campaign he did, I don't think my first move would be, "get rid of the Jewish guy"
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people tell neurodivergent people "no one is coming to save you" as if it's supposed to light a fire of bullshitted inspiration under their ass when it just makes them want to kill themselves instead
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uma das experiências mais lindas da vida é adotar uma gravidinha e acompanhar o crescimento das crias 🥺😭
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I don’t know who needs to see this but here are my tuxedo cat’s white squishy marshmallow pawsies
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