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Alex🌹🐝

@Awokeial

If you had the strength to take another step, could you do it? | RTs a lot | 25 years of bad luck | he/him

 Washington, USA
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Joined November 2011
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NONE of you are as smart as you deluded yourselves to believe you are
Jabool (@Jaboolie) profile pictureJabool
@JaboolieNov 7
We dont talk enough about how male students with an IQ of 105 or greater begin to outsmart their female teachers at ~3rd grade and the resentment that breeds.
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riley@_all_of_gardenNov 7
i havent been able to move all day because he's doing this to me
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absurd animal
Image from junie 🍎🐛 #waltertwt (@weevilbugs)
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lea 🌿@imahyperlover10h
she‘s so fall themed!!!!
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[guy who doesn’t know what arbitrarily means]: you don’t need to read books
alz (@alz_zyd_) profile picturealz
@alz_zyd_Nov 7
There is nothing special about books. You can become arbitrarily smart without ever reading a book
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Alice@helenahlk8h
é tão pequeno que a roupa não coube
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ash@ashtoberrNov 8
oh man!!! i'm weighed down by world events and everyday stresses. how will i ever improve my mental health? the humble michael:
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just guys being dudes
Two cats, Fishtopher and Mr Lover, sitting on a bed. Fishtopher is a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes. Mr Lover is an orange and white tabby with amber eyes. They are facing one another, and look over their shoulders to look at the camera.

ALT Two cats, Fishtopher and Mr Lover, sitting on a bed. Fishtopher is a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes. Mr Lover is an orange and white tabby with amber eyes. They are facing one another, and look over their shoulders to look at the camera.

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ぶどう農家@shinepioneNov 7
布団に乾燥機かけたら しあわせそうな猫が爆誕しました。
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📍 SF bay area Wilbur is looking for a special home. He is ~11 years old and recently had to lose both his left eye and left arm due to cancer. He is a sweet, gentle boy who just wants to snuggle and purr and loves soup. He is FIV+ but can still live with other cats.
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丼@3O1g6Nov 8
これはぬいぐるみを洗濯しようとして一箇所に集めてたらその中に入って寝た猫。洗濯は後回し。
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bjorn!@bjornthecymric10h
he’s trying to wake up but it’s not really working out
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보리, 율무 (@bori_0604) profile picture
보리, 율무@bori_060422h
외계묘
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Whisgoon@WhisgoonNov 8
We’ve been through this before
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Boogie (@boogietothemax) profile pictureBoogie@boogietothemaxNov 6
The main appeal of SCP was supposed to be in the same vein as shit like the Half-Life games or Men in Black but more horror-oriented and now it’s just stuff like this
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keewa 🇵🇸 (@keewa) profile picture
keewa 🇵🇸@keewa14h
Colin Jost's wife Scarlett Johansson quit being an Oxfam ambassador because they didn't want her to promote the Israeli, West Bank-based, SodaStream, so she chose the $$$ instead of Oxfam
Clipping Wings (@ClippingWings) profile pictureClipping Wings
@ClippingWings17h
SNL Weekend Update on El-Sayed and Schumer Colin Jost: If I had just gone through the campaign he did, I don't think my first move would be, "get rid of the Jewish guy"
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🕷️@rtzvv22h
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Yugami@YugamiSekaiP21h
people tell neurodivergent people "no one is coming to save you" as if it's supposed to light a fire of bullshitted inspiration under their ass when it just makes them want to kill themselves instead
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uma das experiências mais lindas da vida é adotar uma gravidinha e acompanhar o crescimento das crias 🥺😭
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tasha louise 💗@eds_afterglow13h
I don’t know who needs to see this but here are my tuxedo cat’s white squishy marshmallow pawsies
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요포@yopotuks15h
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