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Joined December 2011
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk your companies are failing due to your repellent personality. Nobody has laughed at your jokes with warmth in their heart in your entire life. You should do it as soon as possible
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And now everybody knows what we always suspected: you're a paedophile, not fit to walk this Earth! Do it honorably before somebody does it to you!
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Replying to @JDVance
Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elonโ€™s medicine sometime. Sorry.
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Elon is a pedophile with no friends
Canโ€™t wait until someone tweets โ€œElon is a pedophile with no friendsโ€ and it becomes a Certified Banger and they have to delete the whole thing
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.@LHSummers hey man, saw your Twitter handle on one of those Epstein emails and thought I might check out your account
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She dodges sniper fire. #SaySomethingNiceAboutHillary
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a fraud, a loser, and a south african walk into a bar. the barman says "get out of my bar elon musk, i don't serve known dog fuckers"
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how did they get in there??
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Nighttime erection data from my 19-year-old son, @talmagejohnson_, and me. His duration is two minutes longer than mine. Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright.
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No one is above the law.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
On December 1, 2024, President Joe Biden pardoned his son, Hunter Biden, for crimes covering nearly 11 years of โ€œoffenses against the United States which he has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 1, 2014 through December 1, 2024.โ€ whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/โ€ฆ
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why was Matt Gaetz at high schools so often. whatโ€™s up with that one tho lmao
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I'm posting this in our discord thread for images and gifs of dog puke
"you're not arab you're a white jew!!!!" my honest reaction:
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Good to chat with Alan Jones today in his new Sydney studios.
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He moves like a 40 pound toddler with a full diaper.
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This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
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Alarmingly younger politically naรฏve gf: Daddy can you take me to my first DSA meeting? ^__^ Me: *thinking about how Iโ€™ve been banned from every organizing space* The pandemmyโ€™s still not over, kitten. Weโ€™ll have to mask up
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Replying to @senatorbabet
how come youโ€™re single with no kids ralph
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Hillary gonna Snatch that Presidency so Watch out!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธShe's A GIRL GONE WILD!๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿปโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰
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Happy birthday to this future president.
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Yesterday I announced that, as president, Iโ€™ll establish a student loan debt forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities. kamalaharris.org/opportunityโ€ฆ
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This is supposed to be an attack ad
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@mcberkman can I get a corflute with this exact image on it
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