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CEO of FUMO EROTICA INDUSTRIES. 3.6 trillion subs on youtube.

Joined April 2025
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Iam a 4'10 indonesian sea monkey rotting in the slums of jakarta and this is my story 👇
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Leerjet Move the letters around Jeetler
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That man you’ve seen perambulating? He’s me. I’m him. I’m the perambulator.
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Even in bengalaru this is the law now. The east has fallen
Replying to @Danizeh
经典以偏概全,你知道现在中国婚内还能被判强奸吗 ,全世界没有地方女性地位比中国更高
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This was a DEI initiative to boost POC
Wow. For years, an official in Arkansas allegedly tampered with bar exam scores, pulling points from some test takers and giving them to others. This caused numerous failing exams to pass, and resulted in "at least one instance" where an otherwise passing exam fell below the requisite threshold. cc: @BarExamTutor
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State the race. (We already know)
Replying to @Odetteforwomyn
plenty of teachers on yt talk about it one said a boy threw a chair at her when she was heavily pregnant
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Pondering something beyond comprehension (to goon or not to goon)
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おん?
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Dinner Is Cold (My Life Is Ruined)
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There’s this stuff that tastes like candy but it’s actually called fruit
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Look outside It’s dark right now You’re gonna catch scurvy Unless you eat five pounds of mandarin oranges 🍊
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You need to be citrus maxxing
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Fatcels really look at a mandarin orange 🍊 and say helll nahhh I want a pretzel instead
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I don’t have in unit laundry at my apartment and it makes me suicidal
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Winterschlaf
Und bei Igels so 🥰 Noch sind nicht alle im Winterschlaf 🥰 #TiereImGarten #Igel #hedgehog
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Trump will pardon @SBF_FTX
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Peekaboo
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Me when I don’t use shampoo
昨日とは別の2匹を入浴🛀 1匹はずっと怒ってます🦔💢 #ハリネズミ
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Corncucked
Replying to @BALDCEL
Can't even reproduce without human intervention. Sad.
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I have been trying to fuck the (younger) sister of a soft core porn star for quite a while My progress is accelerating
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