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Sean Hannity on Fox News right now is Bill Simmons live on Netflix after a Celtics loss
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🚨ABDUL EL-SAYED TROLLS JD VANCE AND TRUMP IN HIS VICTORY SPEECH:
EL-SAYED: JD. Habibi. There is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
So you know what that means, Wolverine one, Buckeyes zero.
Donald, look, I, I know you, you struggle with my name, so after JD swears me in in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.
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Christmas decorations are not allowed until November 11. The Edmund Fitzgerald gets the next 10 days.
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Jeffery Simmons was asked his thoughts on Caleb Williams painted nails now that they are teammates:
“Shit, I’ll paint those motherf——‘s myself if he gets us a ring.”
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This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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My look at the upcoming NBA season, through the prism of the 10 most interesting stars and their spicy situations.
From KAT to LeBron and Wemby, down to Ja, LaMelo and more, at @TheAthletic
nytimes.com/athletic/7695098…
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Asked T.J. Edwards after the game if he heard anything in the Eagles' huddle: "No. I was like, 'Maybe I'll hear some familiar stuff,' and like they must have changed language up because I had no idea what they were talking about."
Looks like #Bears LB T.J. Edwards listened in as Jalen Hurts gave the play call in the huddle — and then intercepted Hurts on that very play.
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Scottie Barnes had some fun while CTV’s Sean Leathong was live on air 😭💀
(via CTV/CP24)
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They are never going to give you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. Just like you never got your DOGE check, tariff refund, cheaper groceries, $2 gas, a healthcare plan, or 600% off prescriptions.
At some point, being this gullible becomes a fucking choice.
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Chick-Fil-A being closed on Sunday but open on Labor Day is very American in a way that would get lost in translation if I tried to explain.
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I’m uncomfortable with this Howe-bashing.
I agree he’d run his course but he did a great job. We had that same passion under him in the first 2/3 years, it just went stale. #NUFC
I’m sorry but Howe needed to go, man. There’s tears in my eyes watching this manager and these boys with so much life & passion in their eyes.
We were told if Howe wanted to leave all our players would be in uproar, never to take to another manager, we were told the grass wouldn’t be greener.
This Newcastle has something special about them, let’s get behind these beautiful bastards every single chance we get. Won’t be hard mind 🥹🖤🤍
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First they poisoned the lettuce, and I didn’t speak up because it’s lettuce.
Then they poisoned the fruit, and I didn’t speak up because it’s fruit.
Then they poisoned the jalapeños, and I didn’t speak up pero yo soy gringo.
Then they poisoned the buffalo chicken wings.


























