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Look, all I'm saying is that ugly, stupid, poor people should not be allowed to have children. Pronouns: Sir/Sire

Rising Star of the New Right
Joined January 2013
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“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue & street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. The process is continuing day by day & minute by minute. History has stopped." George Orwell 1984
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
Yet another Russian visa application to Europe denied. This lady's dream was to attend Paris Fashion Week in the decadent West, but she'll have to settle for visiting Minsk Potato Week instead.
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"nIghT reLEasE"?!? The point of jailing filth is so they're *not* walking our streets. Our country is broken. Man hunted over Islington double shooting was on prison night release mylondon.news/news/south-lon…
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Still, good thing London is so safe now, huh @SadiqKhan..? #Khanage
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Lambeth has to apply to a Regulator for permission to replace a broken lift..in one of it's own buildings. (And 9mths later still hasn't got it). Our country is broken. ‘Our London tower block has become a prison due to 21-month lift nightmare’ 🤡🌎 mylondon.news/news/south-lon…
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
Why does James O'Brien have such a problem with smiling and laughing like a normal human being? Oh, and here he is with one of his good friends btw.
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
Four years ago today, on November 11, 2022, Ukrainian forces liberated Kherson from russian occupation. These people never wanted to live under russian occupation. They never asked russia to come and liberate them. They never asked russia to protect their rights. Never. I don't know about you, but these videos still give me goosebumps.
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
⚡️According to Russia’s sham referendum, Kherson was declared ‘russian’ in 2022. Someone clearly forgot to ask the people who actually live there. 🇺🇦👇
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
"Four years ago, the Defense Forces liberated Kherson. Four years ago, saying 'We knew you would come back,' people held up blue-and-yellow flags they had kept hidden from the occupiers for months. Freedom Square was filled with tears of joy and gratitude to Ukraine's defenders. The courage and professionalism of our warriors, the clear coordination between units of the security and defense forces, the heroism of those who pushed the enemy back, and the support and resistance of our people: this is how the Ukrainian flag returned to our Kherson. Today, Ukraine continues to take back what is ours. Our military is conducting offensive operations: over recent months, we have liberated more territory than the enemy has captured. We remember every city waiting to come home. Every temporarily occupied territory retains its Ukrainian status and is waiting for its own, just as Kherson waited." — Minister of Defence Evgeniy Khmara
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Happy Kherson Liberation Day! 🇺🇦
"Four years ago, the Defense Forces liberated Kherson. Four years ago, saying 'We knew you would come back,' people held up blue-and-yellow flags they had kept hidden from the occupiers for months. Freedom Square was filled with tears of joy and gratitude to Ukraine's defenders. The courage and professionalism of our warriors, the clear coordination between units of the security and defense forces, the heroism of those who pushed the enemy back, and the support and resistance of our people: this is how the Ukrainian flag returned to our Kherson. Today, Ukraine continues to take back what is ours. Our military is conducting offensive operations: over recent months, we have liberated more territory than the enemy has captured. We remember every city waiting to come home. Every temporarily occupied territory retains its Ukrainian status and is waiting for its own, just as Kherson waited." — Minister of Defence Evgeniy Khmara
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
They will try to tell you this is A.I. What are you doing about it, @Ed_Miliband?
🤖 Made with AI
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
Someone on the BBC news commissioning team has it in for the special forces and it’s unacceptable that at a time of supreme risk globally and in Europe our state broadcaster is taking upon itself to undermine and discredit the service. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm20…
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
A Speaker (or ‘presiding officer’) who abuses his or her position to restrict the political speech of the other side is playing with fire and damaging the foundations of a liberal democracy.
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
There is something very sinister going on in Wales that may need direct Westminster intervention. The Presiding Officer has now banned an MS from speaking and voting because he expressed a political opinion; this comes after he banned the use of the common phrase ‘blanket ban’.
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
Ofgem is consulting on a proposal to make landlords legally responsible for tenants that that fail to pay their electric bill. 🤯 landlordtoday.co.uk/breaking…?
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
Stunning pettiness. They really do see landlords as the modern-day Kulak
Ofgem is consulting on a proposal to make landlords legally responsible for tenants that that fail to pay their electric bill. 🤯 landlordtoday.co.uk/breaking…?
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
Palestinians are sharing this video of women and children supposedly freezing in the snow. Meanwhile, Gaza is sunny, and the video is AI-generated. I can't stop laughing at this.
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
Palestinian asylum seeker Mohammed Abbas, 29, who arrived in the UK in March has been sentenced to six years in prison at Cardiff Crown Court after breaking into a home in the city and exposing himself to three sisters, two of whom were underage.
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
WELCOME TO BRITAIN. A small boat migrant jailed after breaking into a home and exposing himself. While politicians argue about stopping the boats, ordinary people are left dealing with the consequences. How many more cases before those in power take border security seriously? Britain deserves better. How many more “rare” cases do we have to hear before action by the government is taken
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