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I got an old $10 bill with my change today. Are we still just spending those or do we keep them in a shoebox like the $2 bills?
100% I’d call the cops and report it immediately.
The government has a habit of creating circumstances to entrap people. So no I ain’t even touching it.
A Texas man walked up to a Bank of America ATM and found a bag containing $128,514 in cash sitting right on top of the machine, along with another bag containing 19 checks.
Instead of taking it, he noticed information on the bag that made him think it might belong to a nearby Chick-fil-A. So this dude actually drove over there trying to return $128,000. 😂
The restaurant told him it wasn’t theirs, so he called the police. Turns out a Brinks technician had accidentally left the money behind after servicing the ATM. Police counted it and every single dollar was still there.
I gotta give this guy credit. Finding $20 on the ground is one thing. Finding a bag with $128,000 in cash and immediately trying to track down the owner is a whole different test of character.
Be honest: Would you have returned the $128,000? 😂
They’ll post this type of shit while also having an NGO with $130M ops budget to lobby the government about people calling them coin clippers on the internet.
Way the economy is going I’m assuming “face” is some zoomer sexual act I don’t know about yet.
Britons can pay by face at checkouts for first time in major payment overhaul
gbnews.com/money/revolut-pay…
Internet culture will eventually totally consume the courts and when it does prosecutors will be called incel losers who can’t get dates for taking the time to produce evidence of crimes and malfeasance.
If moles had funerals for each other and laid their dead to rest would they bury them deeper or push the bodies to the surface?
I think we should do a reality TV show where we have sitting members of Congress run and operate stuff like a McDonald’s or a gas station or warehouse or something. Just to see how competent they are.
“I wouldn’t put Congress in charge of a McDonald’s.”
Sen. @RandPaul dismisses the idea of Congress regulating AI — especially when some lawmakers acknowledge they barely use the technology.
“They maybe shouldn’t be the same people who are running the Post Office, alright? The Post Office loses $9 billion a year," Paul said during an appearance on @AmericaRpts.
The exchange comes as Washington wrestles with how aggressively to regulate AI while lawmakers remain divided over the risks of moving too slowly versus imposing rules that could hinder American innovation.
I’m gonna open up an addiction rehab place and just do a little fraud ok guys? I promise to only buy domestic cars.
I say we use that tariff money to build a 1:1 replica of the World Trade Center and fly drone Boeings into them just to see what happens out by Vegas.
This reminds me of the Mexicans who cut the roses off the bushes in my grandma’s yard bc they were having a birthday party and wanted flowers.
Me and the boys robbing a beer warehouse in Nigeria
