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39 | Non-Binary/Any Pronouns | Bi/Pan & Poly | Civil Engineer | @madefuryou Suiter | Happily with @KittleSkittle1 & @Nova_the_fennec | #BlackLivesMatter

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined August 2015
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New (haha good joke) and exciting things are afoot! 😁❤️
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ME3's multiplayer was the feature no one wanted but ended up being a better suite and experience than the OG Firefight mode from Halo ODST. Had like two dozen character classes and a dedicated progression system. Underrated forgotten gem.
Let’s not forget about Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer At the time people didn’t get why an RPG would have MP, and it’s understandable. Then everyone ended up loving it. It tied into ME3 so well, it’s ridiculously fun, and still is. (I still think it needs a stand alone release)
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Phio the Phatigued retweeted
Majora Update (Existential Crisis) 1/3
Zelda fans, am I cooked? 🌕
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The guitar riff from 'Money for Nothing' is just simply unbeatable, truly one of the best ever. And this edit is simply GODLY as a result.
The money for nothing rogue one edit just makes me want to run through a wall probably the best SW edit of all time
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For those of you who know me, I suppose it was only a matter of time before my love of history, storytelling, and exploring life's endless curiosities turned into something like this. I've actually been working on several writing projects behind the scenes, and I'm excited to finally start sharing them! My newest book, "The Glass Spindle", is now published! It's a collection of 23 original fairy tales inspired by the classics many of us grew up with, but reimagined for our modern world of artificial intelligence and rapidly changing technology. I've also illustrated and designed the entire book to resemble an old-fashioned fairy-tale collection, which has been half the fun of creating it! I'm pretty excited about this new adventure, and I have quite a few other books and projects in the works that I hope to share soon. For now, I just wanted to share this one with all of you. 😊 The Glass Spindle is available now via Paperback or eBook! Hope you enjoy!! a.co/d/01edq3DU – at Pittsburgh, PA
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Phio the Phatigued retweeted
Today I turn 88…I’ve seen some serious shit. The most serious of it all is love. I love my family, my friends, and my wonderful fans. The power of love remains.
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A purported BioWare developer has leaked a trailer for the cancelled ME 5 on Reddit. The footage, reportedly titled "MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE," appears to suggest the project was further along in development. Its authenticity remains unverified. #MassEffect
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Phio the Phatigued retweeted
EA IN A NUTSHELL: KILLED MASS EFFECT. KILLED DRAGON AGE. KILLED DEAD SPACE. KILLED MEDAL OF HONOR. KILLED NEED FOR SPEED. KILLED BURNOUT. KILLED TITANFALL. KILLED MIRROR’S EDGE. KILLED ANTHEM. KILLED SPORE. KILLED SSX. KILLED ARMY OF TWO. KILLED SIMCITY. KILLED COMMAND & CONQUER.
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Yeah, uh, fuck Jared Kushner.
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Me falling off a ladder to my death in Minecraft last night was my sobering reminder as to why I stay far away from Hardcore Mode. (Despite otherwise playing on hard difficulty)
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All I'm saying is, if they ever make Sirenhead into a major motion picture, feel free to use the video as reference material.
it's happening...
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Seriously just adding the remaining podracers from Boonta Eve in Ep. 1 is what I think most folks want. Having 16 to 18 pods racing simultaneously would be damn near insane though.
Fuse Games CEO Matt Webster CONFIRMS they have big plans Star Wars Galactic Racer post-launch ✅ "We need to listen [to fans] that will help inform some of the ideas that we’ve got and it will help determine where we go next... in the coming weeks and months"
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Pittsburgh isn't a big city but man... Never a dull moment here lol
Highland Park. Under the Highland Park Bridge. Animal Control called in and said that they have a pelican which escaped from the Pittsburgh Zoo and it's swimming in the river. They would like River Rescue to help get it back.
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Happy trails Donnie. You've always represented Pittsburgh with class and grace. You will never be forgotten.
A message from Donnie Iris:
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Phio the Phatigued retweeted
NFL legend Mike Ditka, who revolutionized the tight end position before becoming the head coach of the world champion 1985 Bears and a towering figure in the city of Chicago, has passed away, his family announced. He was 86.
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Phio the Phatigued retweeted
NEW TRAILER for Pony Island 2: Panda Circus‼️ And the signup for the Steam Playtest is live. If you want to play early to help me find bugs and feedback, sign up here: store.steampowered.com/app/2…
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Phio the Phatigued retweeted
• Your “family members” faking injuries while acting like petulant children • Captain Cam, who has never won anything, setting standard for prioritizing financial greed over winning • TJ throwing a bigger fit about not winning individual awards than never winning a playoff game • TikTok dances while getting asses kicked at home during 4th quarter of playoff game in same week said player publicly mocked the opposition • A spineless owner • A directionless GM • Devin Bush a fan of dead cats • James Harrison falling asleep in meetings • Chase Claypool being all about Chase Claypool • DK Metcalf assaulting other team’s fans and making fun of his own while being one of the biggest busts in team history • Patrick Queen and his business decisions last week • An army of players acting like jerks and forcing their way out mid-season • Incompetent assistant coaching hires based on cheapness or nepotism That’s just off the top of my head. I’d say a lot has changed in the last few years, none of it good. As far as I can tell, the dignity possessed by people like Jerome Bettis and Troy Polamalu appears to very much be in the rear view mirror. On and off the field, the Steelers have problems. And they are many.
I could have sworn the saying around here was "Once a Steeler, Always a Steeler." What changed?
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Phio the Phatigued retweeted
Social media is so toxic hahaha. People need to log off more and enjoy life. Shit sucks right now, and I'm trying to get through shit. I'm sure you are too. People care too much about what other people do. Make your life better, then care for the ones you love. – at Nipomo, CA
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