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Stop asking me what a #Lucubratory is, everyone.
It's a perfectly cromulent word, as in "Oh look, my Lucubratory is on fire; someone get a camera".
That is my last word on the matter.
In the same way that Tesco's motto changed from ' Every little helps' to 'We control every aspect of your lives', at the moment it's an obedient, subservient little robot, but may one day reverse roles and enslave you. 📷
Beware it getting into your brain, Cordyceps style, and marching you to a datacentre to report to fluid draining station 386649.
Today, the #theTilesOfAxinar went into official beta.
We are going to provide an AD-FREE scrabbletastic-with friends experience for everyone !
I have updated the family #CoatOfArms. Pls amend your records accordingly.
How To Fart While Leaving A Room Instructional Video youtu.be/bYhyZjeg-CY?si=ClsT… via @YouTube
Eliminate unlucky candidates from today's #votes by automatically rejecting the top 3 choices.
Thank goodness the Greens put their biscuit preferences in their profile... finally a firm metric on which to base my #vote
Even nature fucks up #RenderTimeDisplacement occasionally. It's not always #Redshift's fault ! Here, the fault is that they left 'magma' setting on too long.
Using my time productively...
Only 10 minutes of arguing with Grok about what Landscape and Negative space meant to achieve this fantastic result, and only 36 penguins died to save me 2 minutes !
Well, you learn something every day ! Today I learned that apparently, #AuldLangSyne isn't Irish for 'For Fuck's sake' as I had always presumed it was...
Suggestion: Replace #ChrisRea's 'Driving home for Xmas', with his other one, 'Road to Hell' for more accurate / current assessment of seasonal situation.
YES to #BirdsEye oven chips. 9/10. All part of a balanced diet #vegetables
Probably best to sign this✍️ 38d.gs/5pxr
Digital ID ? No thanks.
The #Autumn #Hills of #Hampshire do look nice of a #Sunday Evening...
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Well done #Mini4Pro...








