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Lucubratory Ablaze

@BarelyFunction

Something's on fire, and possibly in a good way... https://nitter.gq/t.co/8z7ELagHsp

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Joined August 2011
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Garrick Dion@GareRick22 Oct 2024
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Lovely Ferrero Sprouts #Halloween (credit r/CasualUK)
Some wrapping brussels sprouts up in Ferraro Roche wrappers for halloween

ALT Some wrapping brussels sprouts up in Ferraro Roche wrappers for halloween

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No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits23 Oct 2023
The greatest Wikipedia edit of all-time.
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MADCHESTER@Stockportrico1121 Sep 2023
#Christmas #itscoming
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No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits12 Mar 2023
Almost seen a vampire.
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Davey Jones@DHBJones4 Feb 2023
Icarus thought he was brought down by flying too close to the sun, but of course he wasn’t. He didn’t get anywhere near the sun. He was brought down on account of being a fuckwit with stupid home made wings
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David Baddiel
@Baddiel25 Dec 2022
Idly reading the responses to Jacob’s tweet very early on Christmas morn and quite pleased if surprised to see this particular usage of the old catchphrase.
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No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits6 Sep 2022
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Quite Interesting
@qikipedia7 Jul 2022
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god... [if] you provide [cats] with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods." CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS
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Fesshole🧻
@fesshole26 May 2022
When I make a cup of tea for someone I don't know very well, the amount of milk I put in relates to how I perceive their intelligence. The thicker I think you are, the more milk I'll put in for you.
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Today’s moment to smile. 🐾 #tailsofcatcastle #adoptdontshop #cats #lovewins #joke
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DroneDJ@DroneDJ1 May 2022
Drone tornado footage from Kansas shows unbelievable devastation dronedj.com/2022/05/01/drone… by @llsethj
Drone tornado footage from Kansas shows unbelievable devastation

Drone tornado footage from Kansas shows unbelievable devastation

A DJI drone captured tornado footage in Andover, Kansas, showing houses ripped from their foundation and flung hundreds of feet into the air.

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Andreas Fellner@FellnAndreas2 Jul 2021
Ah, Beethoven.
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Pablo Eggscobar@HereComesPun22 Mar 2022
Peter Andre's favourite mathematical concept is the Möbius Strip, because it has a mysterious curl. #LunchPun #RateMyPun
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Cat owners know the struggle of hearing a crash caused by a cat during the night and trying to decipher if it's a 'right now' problem or an 'in the morning' problem. 😹😹 #CatsOfTwitter
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Fesshole🧻
@fesshole24 Oct 2021
When I'm cleaning my cat's litter tray I pretend that I'm in that bit in Raiders of the Lost Ark where they're digging for the temple in the desert: "Archaeology is not an exact science, Dr Jones" I think to myself as I unearth yet another nugget of cat poo.
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Quite Interesting
@qikipedia22 Nov 2020
You can use the Fibonacci sequence to convert (roughly) from miles to km. If one number in the sequence is the number of miles, the next number is approximately the number of km. For instance, 3 miles is about 5 km. 5 miles is about 8 km, and 8 miles is about 15 km.
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Viz Comic@vizcomic19 Oct 2020
subscribe.viz.co.uk
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Lukey McGarry@lukeymcgarry22 Jul 2020
Important comic with a message!
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Richard Dawkins
@RichardDawkins12 Apr 2020
Nick Cohen is a Prophet (@NickCohen4) whom we should read in the Observer every Sunday. bit.ly/2UZAfnk
Surely the link between abusing animals and the world's health is now clear | Nick Cohen

Surely the link between abusing animals and the world's health is now clear | Nick Cohen

A disregard for creature welfare is often central to disease. But politicians won’t dare make the connection

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