PR Exec + Chief Evangelist @ShortyAwards | Host of It's No Fluke 400+ Episodes | Chair @CGAUnited

Grand Rapids, MI
Joined March 2009
The chyron person at #MorningPsycho deserves a raise immediately. 🤣🤣
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FoxNews: what issues do you care about? Student: gas prices, inflation, stuff is too expensive FoxNews: ok bye
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Matt LaFleur 🤝 Christmas Day Analyst for Netflix
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I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT
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Remembering someone's birthday at 11:58 PM, Pacific.
Caleb Williams Being Carted Off the Field
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A Seaport apartment building is hosting a pool party for its resident dogs today before its outdoor deck is closed for the season. 🤍
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when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks
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THEY GOT THE HOT DOG IN THE BUN 🌭
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"you could've bought bitcoin in 2012" me in 2012
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Best use of AI I've seen this year
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"Stop wasting your money on pointless stuff" Meanwhile me..
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Yes! I'm dipping a fry in a Frosty next to a row of house plants in a Dave Thomas Solarium old.
You’re old But are you @Wendys sunroom old?
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"ESPN personality Pat McAfee released an album of original music on Friday. Critics say if the album is played backwards, the listener could hear hidden demonic messages. More worrying still, if the album is played forward, the listener could hear original music by Pat McAfee."
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How I will explain 2026 to my grandkids.
He saw the horizon and remembered he was free
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Last night was the annual Elaine dance contest at the Brooklyn Cyclones game xitter.cf/Gitmo99/status/2083963…
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"Which professional athlete do you find the most inspiring?" me:
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If by "rizz" you mean "have you considered bundling your home and auto?" then absolutely.
Jake from State Farm rizzing up Kelsey Plum 😭
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A raccoon figured out that if he blocks the drive-thru, they’ll give him a donut to make him leave
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Why can’t hotels just have their own Netflix account.
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Infantino tries to move Trump desperately.
Trump on stage with the World Cup Winners
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