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⩘⩗ Smashley Simpson ⩘⩗

@BasicAshHoe

KAMALA IS A COP. Rogue Neel Kolhatkar fan account. Underpaid yoga instructor. TAMU ‘18.

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Joined July 2009
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EducatëdHillbilly™
@RobProvince2h
Her parents are not US citizens and make millions here, so I’d imagine they got up her ass about destroying the family finances…….
Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) profile pictureSeth Dillon
@SethDillon12h
She's deeply sorry that the things she said publicly -- and with great pride -- resulted in people correctly calling her a hate-filled, violence-loving monster.
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yeet (@Awk20000) profile picture
yeet
@Awk200001h
Guccimarx presents “I’ve Been Cheating on My Wife” featuring Ethan Klein (Via guccimarx on YT)
🤖 Made with AI
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Chris (@hornsupchris) profile picture
Chris@hornsupchris2h
A&M vs OU is gonna be streamed exclusively on those gas station pump screens 💀
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Juwun ジュウン (@juwunvt) profile picture
Juwun ジュウン@juwunvt16h
As a kid growing up in a touristy country, this is why I loved Americans visitors more than the Europeans. So much more high energy and fun to hang out with. No offense, I have German relatives, but they're kinda boring 😭
Nova Rose (@ItsNovaRose) profile pictureNova Rose
@ItsNovaRoseOct 31
Germany vs USA!🇩🇪🇺🇸
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Prufrock 🧃 (@JAlfredJuicebox) profile picture
Prufrock 🧃
@JAlfredJuicebox6h
>larps as a working class proletarian >doesn’t even own a fucking hammer
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Shane Gilarinjdkjfnf Alexander@MrGChristopher18h
Oh no baby, this isn't showing what you think it's showing
²³ ⁴⁴ ⁶³ ͏ʹ℣ (@evristainted) profile picture²³ ⁴⁴ ⁶³ ͏ʹ℣
@evristainted19h
they did a male version of attractiveness and the men were absolutely not honest about where they ranked
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Mags (@rlycrossedup) profile picture
Mags@rlycrossedup22h
Begging y'all to go read and internalise this essay but especially this paragraph
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Bree🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@BreeCleave) profile pictureBree🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@BreeCleaveOct 31
Replying to @vivi_darkness
Learning how to do makeup without someone irl to teach you (friends or family, not some random makeup lady at Sephora) is literally impossible. 17 years into HRT and I still don't know how to do any makeup. Shits hard yo
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frankie steins gay uncle (@ewkewpid) profile picture
frankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpid19h
no happiness allowed
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Basil🧡 (@LinkofSunshine) profile pictureBasil🧡
@LinkofSunshineOct 30
Was was the most toxic discourse you remember on Twitter
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Richard “Beebo” Russell (@proverbs_14_23) profile picture
Richard “Beebo” Russell
@proverbs_14_2322h
This is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. Don’t get me wrong she’s definitely dying alone but this is an absolute comedic masterpiece.
hi (@lhatesushi) profile picturehi@lhatesushiOct 30
Replying to @m_chae1
@m_chae1
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ANIMALS@AisamrajarhjOct 31
Vai ser a PIOR SEMANA da sua vida se você ignorar os sons engraçados dos gatos
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Justin Morissette 👊🏻 (@JustinMoris) profile picture
Justin Morissette 👊🏻@JustinMoris13h
Watching Elizabeth Holmes spend her final days before going to jail speed-running the creation of Theranos 2.0 kind of redeemed for me the idea that the Empire would just make a second Death Star.
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Henry@Henry404gdOct 30
detach. detach. detach. let it be. let it go. let it end.
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Ohio’s Tate (@OhioTate) profile pictureOhio’s Tate
@OhioTateSep 1
I personally guarantee that Ohio State will go 12-0 this season. If they lose a game, I will….
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Freddy🇩🇪 (@FreddyLA7) profile picture
Freddy🇩🇪
@FreddyLA719h
The atmosphere here is so cool because of Halloween. So many people are wearing costumes in the stadium (including us). 🎃 I feel like I‘m spending more time looking at all the costumes than watching the game.
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ruzii ୨ৎ@babyrosyxOct 31
As my final act of love, i’ll disappear from ur life like i was never there
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zach coia@ZCoia17h
A&M and Oklahoma are gonna set football back a couple of decades when they play.
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Ophé 🐝🎀@beybyclta2721h
This app is full of miserable people.
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hadia (@allabtjyu) profile picture
hadia@allabtjyu19h
liking sports is so crazy your team has one good game and suddenly life is worth living and everything is beautiful and you don’t have to worry about anything
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Sattu Trola🚬🥃 (@SattuKatana) profile picture
Sattu Trola🚬🥃@SattuKatana19h
Por primera vez en mi vida le voy a dar la razón a mi papá que hace meses dice "Esta generación de hombres está llena de homosexuales, no porque les gusten otros hombres, si no porque no reconocen la belleza de las mujeres"
anti (@antifavxd) profile pictureanti
@antifavxdOct 30
a scarlet johansson não é lá essas coisas quando você olha para ela de perto.
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ُ@iikvreqOct 30
ICONIC #DexterResurrection
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