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⩘⩗ Smashley Simpson ⩘⩗

@BasicAshHoe

KAMALA IS A COP. Rogue Neel Kolhatkar fan account. Underpaid yoga instructor. TAMU ‘18.

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📸 👩🏻‍💻 HONEY 🪞👩🏻‍🎨 (@itshoneylive) profile picture
📸 👩🏻‍💻 HONEY 🪞👩🏻‍🎨@itshoneylive7h
this was the discourse that radicalized me against permavictim/addicted to misery types and made me determined to never be one. i locked in as hard as i did when i read the "you people can't do anything" tweet. everything good in life starts w/ having an internal locus of control
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no happiness allowed
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Harold__Finch
@HaroldWren2214h
Do you know why this video exists? It exists because her mom & dad sat her down, in a complete state of panic, & said to her “if you don’t get on the internet & make a (fake, tearful, appeal to emotions) apology, the US Government is going to cancel ALL our visas & deport us!” At that point & only at that point did it dawn on Isa how badly she had screwed up & that consequences were real & they were on the way. For what its worth, this ‘apology’ is fooling no one & i think the wheels are already turning for her & her parents to be deported.
Brian Atlas (@BrianAtlas) profile pictureBrian Atlas
@BrianAtlas18h
Isa Casahuga APOLOGY VIDEO. She now claims to be a Christian?
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Mine (@mineisyogur) profile picture
Mine@mineisyogur5h
Hot take: Si estás de fiesta y te besas con alguien menor sin saberlo cuando esa persona no debería estar ahí no es tu culpa
مايكا (@wlthmed700) profile pictureمايكا
@wlthmed700Oct 30
قام أحد مقدمي البث المباشر البالغ من العمر 24 عامًا بإنهاء بثه المباشر على الفور بعد أن اكتشف أن الفتاة التي قبلها للتو تبلغ من العمر 16 عامًا. فور علمه بعمرها، انصرف على الفور قبل أن ينهي بثه المباشر، وهو مشهد انتشر على نطاق واسع.
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rush@420joke14h
nothing could have prepared me
Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) profile pictureKristi Yamaguccimane
@TheWapplehouseOct 31
Happy Anniversary to the insane way Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car wreck
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Steve Kopack@SteveKopack3h
(It’s mile 7.)
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Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) (@agraybee) profile picture
Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs)@agraybee4h
Reminds me of this banger.
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Superninja76 (@cleba76) profile pictureSuperninja76@cleba7614h
Aside from the fact it rots people's brains, honestly True Crime is really just quite unethical conceptually. Like I used to watch it and at a certain point I just sat down and went. Why am I listening to the worst things that can happen to a person being recounted?
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Tiffany Gomas
@Tiffany_Gomas2h
You could’ve just called me. I do my own stunts!
Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) profile pictureSaturday Night Live
@nbcsnl15h
New Airline Class
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Dr. Jebra Faushay
@JebraFaushay7h
Once in a while SNL makes me LOL for real. And this one made me laugh. Well, it was a chuckle.
Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) profile pictureSaturday Night Live
@nbcsnl15h
New Airline Class
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EducatëdHillbilly™
@RobProvince5h
Her parents are not US citizens and make millions here, so I’d imagine they got up her ass about destroying the family finances…….
Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) profile pictureSeth Dillon
@SethDillon15h
She's deeply sorry that the things she said publicly -- and with great pride -- resulted in people correctly calling her a hate-filled, violence-loving monster.
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yeet
@Awk200004h
Guccimarx presents “I’ve Been Cheating on My Wife” featuring Ethan Klein (Via guccimarx on YT)
🤖 Made with AI
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Chris@hornsupchris5h
A&M vs OU is gonna be streamed exclusively on those gas station pump screens 💀
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Juwun ジュウン (@juwunvt) profile picture
Juwun ジュウン@juwunvt19h
As a kid growing up in a touristy country, this is why I loved Americans visitors more than the Europeans. So much more high energy and fun to hang out with. No offense, I have German relatives, but they're kinda boring 😭
Nova Rose (@ItsNovaRose) profile pictureNova Rose
@ItsNovaRoseOct 31
Germany vs USA!🇩🇪🇺🇸
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Prufrock 🧃
@JAlfredJuicebox9h
>larps as a working class proletarian >doesn’t even own a fucking hammer
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Shane Gilarinjdkjfnf Alexander@MrGChristopher21h
Oh no baby, this isn't showing what you think it's showing
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Mags@rlycrossedupOct 31
Begging y'all to go read and internalise this essay but especially this paragraph
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Bree🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@BreeCleave) profile pictureBree🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@BreeCleaveOct 31
Replying to @vivi_darkness
Learning how to do makeup without someone irl to teach you (friends or family, not some random makeup lady at Sephora) is literally impossible. 17 years into HRT and I still don't know how to do any makeup. Shits hard yo
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frankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpid22h
no happiness allowed
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Basil🧡 (@LinkofSunshine) profile pictureBasil🧡
@LinkofSunshineOct 30
Was was the most toxic discourse you remember on Twitter
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Richard “Beebo” Russell
@proverbs_14_23Oct 31
This is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. Don’t get me wrong she’s definitely dying alone but this is an absolute comedic masterpiece.
hi (@lhatesushi) profile picturehi@lhatesushiOct 30
Replying to @m_chae1
@m_chae1
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ANIMALS@AisamrajarhjOct 31
Vai ser a PIOR SEMANA da sua vida se você ignorar os sons engraçados dos gatos
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Justin Morissette 👊🏻 (@JustinMoris) profile picture
Justin Morissette 👊🏻@JustinMoris16h
Watching Elizabeth Holmes spend her final days before going to jail speed-running the creation of Theranos 2.0 kind of redeemed for me the idea that the Empire would just make a second Death Star.
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Henry@Henry404gdOct 30
detach. detach. detach. let it be. let it go. let it end.
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