I’m going to get you

Bikini Bottom
Joined April 2019
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Craig retweeted
Stairglitch proof
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I no longer harbor any animosity toward the kids who called me gay in middle school for playing Halo instead of Call of Duty. They just wanted to connect with the war on terror in a direct, crass, possibly racist way. I also wanted to connect with the war on terror, it seems, but in a more esoteric, veiled, and probably even more racist way.
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PS3 Hatemail always came from someone with either one of these avatars.
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Newly released emails shows Jeffery Epstein’s advisors told him to buy Activision Blizzard stock in 2018 ahead of Black Ops 4’s release as they believed Blackout would be successful
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The sg12 is back ❤️
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Okay because this used to FRY me😭
SpongeBob really will have you on the floor in tears dawg 😭😭😭
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I need a duo with raw gunny. Idc if you don’t know the game. Let’s use the rest of November to grind wagers/$10-30 challs/tourneys. Let’s get chem. And let’s take over December. Done with this crowd. I’m closing my circle.
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Call of Duty, like other game franchises, has experienced a massive browning of their consumer audience worldwide mainly due to the expansion of the internet in the late 2010s. Around the release of Modern Warfare 2 in 2009, the player base largely included people exclusively from Europe and America and (maybe) a random Brazilian guy shouting into a busted mic in your lobby. It’s safe to say the average iq of the gamer of this era was about 100 or so. As soon as the internet became more accessible throughout the world and also the levels of mass immigration were peaking inside of western countries, that number, and I’m being conservative with my estimates here, dropped 1 standard deviation below the previous average making it much harder for the developers to create similar games to the ones they made before. Gold camo for your weapons were no longer a satisfying enough achievement to work up for according to the new cod player. They needed to be flashier. Add some bright and shiny laser beams to the gun so the Honduran can drool all over his computer screen every time he loads up a game of team death match. Give the bullets rainbow tracer rounds. Fight a fucking giant in the campaign missions. Do anything you need in order for the horde to log in daily.
Black Ops 7 Campaign
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my setup I play minecraft on
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instead of getting jobs lets all go back and play bo3 like the good ol days
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Torta pounder this is gooner actual do you read, over.
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Craig retweeted
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 will 100% be the Best CoD of All Time
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reading some books rn #literature
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